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Jessica Simpson: They're real, and they're fabulous

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  1. Rockets34Legend

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    http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/8669459

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    By Jeannette Walls
    MSNBC
    Updated: 2:25 a.m. ET Aug. 9, 2005

    Jessica Simpson says her boobs were made for accessorizing.

    The “Dukes of Hazzard” star, out promoting the flick, discussed her much-discussed breasts, and also blasted widespread buzz that they are fake.

    “Mine are definitely real,” she revealed, according to SkyNews. “At school my boobs were bigger than all my friends’ and I was afraid to show them. Now, I feel they make my outfits look better. They’re like an accessory.”

    Joe Simpson, her manager/father/ex-minister who has held forth before on the issue of his daughter’s ample bosom, weighed in on her provocative outfits. “When we were in church work [my daughters] wore bikinis and short shorts,” he said. “People in the church got mad at me then but we believe that what’s in the heart is more important than what’s on the outside.”
     
    #1 Rockets34Legend, Aug 10, 2005
  2. KellyDwyer

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    Not three hours ago, I was talking about Ms. Simpson with my girlfriend, and she actually uttered the words: "I'd love to have her boobs. They're real, too."

    How am I supposed to respond to that?

    "No, honey, your non-Jessica Simpson boobs are just fine, being all non-Jessica Simpson'ish."
     
    #2 KellyDwyer, Aug 10, 2005
  3. bigtexxx

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    As I have previously stated, I would do unspeakable things to Ms Simpson.
     
    #3 bigtexxx, Aug 10, 2005
  4. vlaurelio

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    Just say what JS's dad said..

     
    #4 vlaurelio, Aug 10, 2005
  5. PhiSlammaJamma

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    Did they ever find out if she was really snorting coaine in that club (Paris' phone messages). If she was, that changes my whole perception of her.
     
    #5 PhiSlammaJamma, Aug 10, 2005
  6. RocketsMVP

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    God bless'em

    :p :p
     
    #6 RocketsMVP, Aug 10, 2005
  7. RocketMan Tex

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    Yep. You'd have her vote Republican.

    :eek: ;) :D
     
    #7 RocketMan Tex, Aug 10, 2005
  8. tested911

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    There not real.. But you guys can keep on wishing.

    By the way she still is hot.. Plastic or Not

    Link to Jessica
     
    #8 tested911, Aug 10, 2005
  9. rrj_gamz

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    They're real...and even if they weren't, who cares...I'd still hit it...Here are two reasons why...

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    #9 rrj_gamz, Aug 10, 2005
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    Where's the proof? Could't he have posted a before and after pic or something?
     
    #10 Oski2005, Aug 10, 2005
  11. JuanValdez

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    What is up with her smile? She doesn't necessarily have a bad one -- it's as though she doesn't know how to do it right.
     
    #11 JuanValdez, Aug 10, 2005
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    That's not her smile, that's her I am going to eat you camera man grin.
     
    #12 Ubiquitin, Aug 10, 2005
  13. Dr of Dunk

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    Maybe somethin' bounced up into her unduh carriage.

    That first pic looks a bit odd... she's usually got a better smile than that. I remember some of her classmates being interviewed on a local radio station and they stated "they" were real.
     
    #13 Dr of Dunk, Aug 10, 2005
  14. ima_drummer2k

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    I still say she looks like a horse.
     
    #14 ima_drummer2k, Aug 10, 2005
  15. KellyDwyer

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    She's had significant face work done, for the better.

    I can't think of a single female celebrity who I can say that about. Every single scalpel cut was a miss. Maybe J-Lo ...
     
    #15 KellyDwyer, Aug 10, 2005
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    Yeah, I agree. I often wonder with these celebrity people, how many guys are actually attracted to them, and how many guys say they are because they are "supposed to" or they think their friends will call them "gay" or something.
     
    #16 Jeffster, Aug 10, 2005
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    i thought i would be the only person who finds her unattractive. nice to know there are others. :)
     
    #17 chow_yun_fat, Aug 10, 2005
  18. vlaurelio

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    hey if a horse looks like her i'd still hit it
     
    #18 vlaurelio, Aug 10, 2005
  19. thadeus

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    Boobs are the new "talented."
     
    #19 thadeus, Aug 10, 2005
  20. London'sBurning

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    I think they're real as well. I think people often mistake silicone implants for the wonderous world of tape, and push up bras. In some of her pictures, you can tell they're not as perky as in some others. Think of it like dating a woman you know has big boobs, and finally reaching that moment where you get to see the jubblies. What originally looked like perfect perky boobs, just started to plop like a ton of bricks once that pushup bra came off and hid all the damage gravity laid on once perfect mamaries.
     
    #20 London'sBurning, Aug 10, 2005
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