http://www.used-tissues.com/lotion/hewittjenniferlove.html UPDATE: February 16, 2002 According to a post on EOnline, it looks like Jennifer has finally caught on that no one cares about her bubbly personality anymore, that “actress” is more and more becoming synonymous with “stripper”, and that she had better get naked quick before she disappears from showbiz altogether: JEN LOVE HEWITT in Playboy magazine! by ecw123 February 16, 2002, 03:14 AM I just read this on a celebrity site. Here's the column. “As of Friday, February 15th, the Hef-man is king. With all of the beautiful women he has introduced to the male demographic, from Pamela to Marilyn, there is a new name to be inducted into the Mansion. Jennifer Love Hewitt. As of Friday afternoon, the hot 20-something starlet signed a deal to pose in the August 2002 issue, which is said to be one of the most expensive deals in the history of the magazine. Her publicist kept her comments short and sweet, simply saying 'Love feels that this is a big step forward in her career, and should lead to bigger and better things'. Bigger and better things indeed, but mostly from the midsection of those men who purchase the Summer issue. The issue is planned to have Love gracing the cover, and having anywhere from nine pictures to 20-plus pictures, depending on the kind of buzz that is generated from future publicity. (This author is hoping for the 20 photo deal) So mark your calendars, cross your fingers, and save your money. The temptation and teasing ends this summer.”
This is the best news I have heard in a while. WTF, is going on in this world when a goody-goody chick like her is taking it all off? I am not complaining though. I now have something to look forward to this summer.
Now we can see something even ex- Carson hasn't seen. "I woke up one morning, and I picked up the phone. My friend said hey you listening to the Howard Stern Radio Show?. I was like no. He was like Love is dumping you on the air. I was like no way. He was like yes Dude. But, but she told me I love you last night. I haven't spoken to her since." ~ Paraphrased from Carson Daly Undercover MTV
Why is it that over two weeks old. Wouldn't we have heard something else about it in that time. I mean, I'm not saying it couldn't happen but it seems weird if news that big was true and known about on Feb 16, why would it be Mar 5 and we just hear about it. Especially considering how fast stories make it onto this board and how horny everyone is.
You know I love you, sweetie. There is nothing wrong with comparing the lesser beauties in the world to you, my dear.