Some chick name "Jenny" called up the Jeremy show on 610 today. I had just turned on the radio when she came on. Apparently one of the hosts had joking said the Jazz can die (or something to that effect). Well Jenna(Y) calls up and is pissed as hell. She is like "How can you say the Jazz should die? Yes I am a Rockets fan but I am a big fan of the Jazz also. Karl Malones greatness cannot be denied. John Stockton is still great. If it wasnt for Michael pushing off Byron Russell with his elbow Karl and John would have had a championship." Obviously I am paraphrasing. She went on and on and just would not shut up. I nearly puked at all the BS she was spewing about the greatness of the Jazz. WELL IF THEY ARE SO GREAT WHY THE HELL DONT THEY HAVE A FREAKIN CHAMPIONSHIP?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?. God she just would not shut up. Jeremy told her that he did not mean for the Jazz to die literally. She says the Jazz are still a great and dangerous team because they won fity games. Oooh I was having a great time. Imagine the plight of a Jazz fan All those years of getting close and aint got JACK to show for it. hehehe On a different note. Anyone read the Chronicle this Sunday about Ostertag. This incident happened when the Rockets were visiting Utah last week. Ostertag had just gone up for a reb (a funny thought in itself if you think about it) and landed kinda weird. Does he sprain his ankle you ask? NO! Does he twist his back? NO His FREAKIN TEETH CAME OUT! ALL OF EM! Apparently Utah people dont know that incest might cause weird mutations in a persons body. Well in Osters case his teeth have already fallen out. So what did he do when they fell out? He picks them up and tosses them towards the Rockets bench. Rudy looked absolutely "HORRIFIED"! Rudy said that he was shocked as hell and that the damn teeth almost went into his Coke! UGH!!!!!!!!! Well Keith Jones picked em up and wrapped them into a towel and delivered em to the Jazz trainer. ------------------
That is hilarious! I didn't catch "Jenny" on the Matt&Jeremy show but I did hear them afterwards talking about her call and I wondered to myself "Could that be THE Jenna?". I'm glad I wasn't the only one that heard about that on the radio. BTW that show is my favorite talk radio show in Houston. Those dude's are hilarious.
Anyone know if Jenna is Chinese or Vietnemese? I mean she had some weird ass accent. ------------------
No matter what she whinges about, the Jazz and Malone still SUCK big time ------------------ "Repression never did me any harm (I finally ceased to include "stop masturbating" as one of my guilt ridden New Year's resolutions, but that's a different topic)." Achebe - programmer by day, Mrs Palmers Husband by night
That reminds me. I'm way overdue for a dentists appointment. I hate dentists (not as much as Ostertag I'm sure).
I think it was Oyster's mouth piece; I saw the reply later that night. oh no they were teeth. i saw that toothless oaf looking like he needed another hit off the crackrock. ------------------ "Playing with Steve makes my job so much easier, "He's such a complete player. He has some great moves and shoots from the outside and in the post. We communicate well on the floor." - Hakeem Olajuwon "It's great to have that inside-outside balance," Francis said. "We've tried to get that all season, with Hakeem and me clicking at the same time.
how can you loose all your teeth at once???? ------------------ "Repression never did me any harm (I finally ceased to include "stop masturbating" as one of my guilt ridden New Year's resolutions, but that's a different topic)." Achebe - programmer by day, Mrs Palmers Husband by night
Maybe he also is giving Malone some of those "blows" that Sloan is giving him. Clutch mentioned the "blows" in his thread in the NBA forum. ------------------
It was a bridge that he lost that contained his top two or four front teeth. Imagine a retainer with teeth. ------------------
I thought she was a red-head. ------------------ Yugo grills, Yugo mills, Check out the oil my Yugo spills...
Tis true, but only his 4 front teeth are missing. Supposedly, and this is the rumor, he knocked them out on the rim in high school. He had those teeth missing in high school when I played against him in the state tournament. Not a pretty sight. ------------------ HEAD KNIGHT: We are now... no longer the Knights Who Say 'Ni'. KNIGHTS OF NI: Ni! Shh! HEAD KNIGHT: Shh! We are now the Knights Who Say 'Ecky- ecky- ecky- ecky- pikang- zoop- boing- goodem- zoo- owli- zhiv'.
HOOP, I think knocking his teeth out on the rim would require a lot more of a vertical than I've ever seen from Toastertag...
I agree, but I am just telling you what I heard. You know how Urban Legends take off!!! ------------------ HEAD KNIGHT: We are now... no longer the Knights Who Say 'Ni'. KNIGHTS OF NI: Ni! Shh! HEAD KNIGHT: Shh! We are now the Knights Who Say 'Ecky- ecky- ecky- ecky- pikang- zoop- boing- goodem- zoo- owli- zhiv'.
There is NO WAY all of Ostertags teeth command a higher bid at eBay than a chip off of a Francis tooth. btw: R0ckets03, Jenna always said she had red hair. Do any Chinese have red hair?
You lost me here: "Yes I am a Rockets fan but I am a big fan of the Jazz also"... Does not compute....does not compute...does not compute... ------------------ "I didn't like jr. high when I was there. Why would I want to watch it on tv?" P. Mesku's opinion about "Survivor"
man, ostertag needs to use the jack that he is earning and go see a goog dentist. I would have loved to see the look on Rudy's face when he saw OsterFAT throw he tooth ------------------
