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Jeans without a zipper

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Air Langhi, Sep 30, 2009.

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  1. Air Langhi

    Air Langhi Contributing Member

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    I was shopping for some clothing and I saw some nice jeans, when I tried them on it did not have a zipper, it had buttons.

    I did not buy those jeans.

    That might be the dumbest idea ever.
     
    #1 Air Langhi, Sep 30, 2009
  2. drumbum

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    I actually have cargo shorts that have buttons.

    I never really understood why they would put buttons, but I'm sure it's for aesthetic reasons...

    It's a pain to go pee...
     
    #2 drumbum, Sep 30, 2009
  3. s land balla

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    Seriously?

    All of my jeans have buttons instead of zippers.
     
    #3 s land balla, Sep 30, 2009
  4. fmullegun

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    Really no need for mashing teeth right next to your johnson. Buttons work perfectly. I would go 501's if they were not cut wrong for me.
     
    #4 fmullegun, Sep 30, 2009
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  5. Pete Chilcutt

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    Buttons are such a inconvenience.

    Especially with the girlfriend! :p
     
    #5 Pete Chilcutt, Sep 30, 2009
  6. Outlier

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    Buttoned jeans? How gay.
     
    #6 Outlier, Sep 30, 2009
  7. yuantian

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    jeans without a zipper. my first thought after seeing the thread title was, how do you pee? like a girl? :D
     
    #7 yuantian, Sep 30, 2009
  8. Air Langhi

    Air Langhi Contributing Member

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    It had buttons, but it takes a while to button it up or longer than a zipper. They were a nice pair of jeans.
     
    #8 Air Langhi, Sep 30, 2009
  9. Cannonball

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    Nobody remembers when button fly jeans were the hip thing like 20 years ago? I didn't even know they still made them.
     
    #9 Cannonball, Sep 30, 2009
  10. Lil Pun

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    Exactly what I was thinking.
     
    #10 Lil Pun, Sep 30, 2009
  11. YaosDirtyStache

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    I have had the johnson stuck in a zipper before...I think I may invest in some of these...

    Has anyone seen them in stores?
     
    #11 YaosDirtyStache, Sep 30, 2009
  12. DallasThomas

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    Ziploc fly is where it's at.
     
    #12 DallasThomas, Sep 30, 2009
  13. LCII

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    Easier to rip off the jeans and let your member out I guess...?
     
    #13 LCII, Sep 30, 2009
  14. Fatty FatBastard

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    Dumb as a fox! These were best sellers!!!

    Unbelievably, I cannot find the commercial, but I believe the lyrics were:

    Shrink to fit and a button-fly too
    Levi's 501 Blue
    Shrink to fit any personal pair
    A little loose here and a little tight there
    We're so Bluuuue
    (We've got the Bluuuues!)
    So Blue
    (The 501 BLu woo woo oos)
    We're so Blue
    Levi's 501 Blu woo woo woos.

    C'mon. Somebody else recalls that one.
     
    #14 Fatty FatBastard, Sep 30, 2009
  15. Cannonball

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    No, but I remember the ones Spike Lee did.

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    #15 Cannonball, Oct 1, 2009
  16. bnb

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    I bought some 501's this weekend.

    I remember when jeans without pockets were the rage. Those days were messed up....
     
    #16 bnb, Oct 1, 2009
  17. Ziggy

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    I honestly thought buttons were standard on any pair of jeans above $35.
     
    #17 Ziggy, Oct 1, 2009
  18. Mr. Brightside

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    No bro. Velcro fly is where its at.
     
    #18 Mr. Brightside, Oct 1, 2009
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    Talk about sell out bands. :rolleyes:
     
    #19 IROC it, Oct 1, 2009
  20. sammy

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    It just depends. All of my A&F jeans are button fly.

    Designer jeans come in both. It's easy to get used to button fly once they get worn in.
     
    #20 sammy, Oct 1, 2009
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