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Jason Collier should grow a beard during the offseason..

Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by Holden, Apr 2, 2001.

  1. Holden

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    i think it would make him look alot cooler and tougher looking. he looks like a wuss right now. i think he should grow a beard for style and intimidation purposes. heres to the rockets offseason.
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  3. Frank Black

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    Has that guy even hit puberty? Maybe he's incapable of growing facial hair. Or perhaps he's already tried to grow a beard in an attempt to display his claimed masculinity.

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    Good call. But not some prissy, sexy short, well trimmed beard. I want seven inches of scragly pubes dripping off his lips and chin.

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    YUK! [​IMG]

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    If he's incapable of growing, maybe he can borrow some from Moochie's head? [​IMG]

    Jason might cool wearing Antoine Carr's shades as well . . . could hide his harmless, innocent blue eyes.

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    ... and Dan Langhi should stop cutting his own hair [​IMG]

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  8. Frank Black

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    ...and maybe some skull tattoos clearly visible on each arm.

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    and change his name to grizzly adams.

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  10. Plowman

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    He already has a beard.The guy plays just like Rebecca Lobo....

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    Anyone remmeber when Scott Elarton grew that beard at the beginning of last season I think? Then he made a mistake shaving and it all had to go. That was funny.

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    And he can change teams also. That would be really cool.


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  13. Valio!

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    IF he grows a beard he'll look like mark eaton...so to avoid confusion, I think he should also get like a pirate eye-patch or something...when he's on the bench he couldhave a parot sit on his shoulder...

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  15. Holden

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    ..now that is how jason collier should look. i wouldnt care how bad he played, if he looked like that he would be a bad@ss and id love him.

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    is this really a thread?

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