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James Harden Beard flash drive

Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by zeeshan2, Aug 16, 2013.

  1. zeeshan2

    zeeshan2 Member

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    Sorry, got bored :p

    Every now and then you come across something on the Internet that makes you think, “why in the hell does this even exist?” I had one of those moments today. While it may one of the most ridiculous devices that has ever been created, when you see it and how it works, you will want to get your hands on one.

    Trust me.

    Without further introduction, I introduce to you the James Harden Beard Drive:

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    Perhaps the most important thing that we learn from the James Harden beard drive is that the James Harden beard is the protector of all of your most important data. You have to love facial hair in this case.

    Never shave, James. Never shave. The James Harden beard drive is something that we hope never goes away.

    http://thatnbalotterypick.com/the-james-harden-beard-flash-drive-is-fantastic/
     
  2. liveguy

    liveguy Member

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    lol...wtf?!
     
  3. mollamar

    mollamar Contributing Member

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    You see, now THIS is what a summer thread should look like.
     
  4. cheke64

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    I would buy one for 10 bucks.
     
  5. luckytxn

    luckytxn Member

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    When I see a Harden Pez dispenser then I know we have a true Superstar.
     
  6. ashleyem

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    Cool! Where can I get those?
     
  7. Commodore

    Commodore Contributing Member

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    I'd say make them and sell them, but you'd probably get sued by Harden/NBA
     
  8. hizzobbes

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    <blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>An easier link to look at the <a href="https://twitter.com/JHarden13">@JHarden13</a> &quot;Beard Drive&quot;. I smell giveaway this season... <a href="http://t.co/y3QFY0du6T">http://t.co/y3QFY0du6T</a></p>&mdash; Daryl Morey (@dmorey) <a href="https://twitter.com/dmorey/statuses/368385395043467265">August 16, 2013</a></blockquote>
    <script async src="//platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>
     
  9. bobloblaw

    bobloblaw Contributing Member

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    Yeah, this was on Reddit this morning. I guess you could call that "coming across something."
     
  10. vlaurelio

    vlaurelio Contributing Member

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    James Harden Beard flash drive >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> James Harden Pez Dispenser
     
  11. bobmarley

    bobmarley Contributing Member

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    Daryl Morey is a boss.
     
  12. afk

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    So that's how Harden look without his beard!
     
  13. luckytxn

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    No


    Nah. ;)
     
  14. wreck

    wreck Contributing Member

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    Should call it JHB drive. It sounds pretty similar to USB drive. Dang i coulda make a killing in marketing. *not really*
     
  15. rocketballin

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    Ok where can you buy one of these?????
     
  16. DJGRIND

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    Good job... I'd buy one.. or try to be the first in line as a give away at a game...
     
  17. dachuda86

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    This needs to be available for purchase. Morey... if you actually read this plea... please make it happen. I think the geek inside you knows it's too awesome not to sell. Please, take my money!
     
  18. fredy

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    Haha Awesome!

    If this was around 5 years ago when I was in college I would definitely get one but I don't need one nowadays.
     
  19. I'm Tom Brady

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    Way better than the crappy bobblehead, it actually looks like him
     
  20. Scarface281

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    This needs to be mass produced and sold.
     

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