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Jalen Dry Humping JGup

Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by Cutty312, Jul 2, 2023.

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Jalen acting zesty comes to no surprise. But what is YOUR must-watch matchup this season??

  1. Ime Udoka x Alperen Sengun

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  2. Bae Sean Tate x Jock Landale

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  3. Jalen Green x Amen Thompson

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  4. Other

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  1. larsv8

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    For people who are disturbed by this or think its abnormal, I feel sorry for you.
     
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    Well if it looks like a duck and it sounds a duck it must be a D U C K
     
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    nothing disturbing or abnormal about it. Just fruity.
     
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    I mean, if that's normal behavior for you, sure, why not? I mean, I've never vigorously dry humped any of my boys nor did it even occur to me, but certainly I won't judge what you do with yours. I guess normal depends on what you're exposed to everyday, right?
     
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    It’s not normal. The boys don’t do this every weekend. I don’t have a problem if it’s what Jalen likes though
     
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    Bc the talking point revolving about sexuality for a certain political group is let kids be kids. Now u have a video of a kid being a kid and lo and behold we have the same folks sick with disgust at greens behavior somehow connecting that sort of behavior to actual basketball skills and judging him for it.

    I could elaborate even further, but u must b living in a hole if u r wondering how political side is brought up when talking about sexuality.
     
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    Yeah it looks like teenagers being idiots. Did they go a little too far? Yes. But this a non story
     
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    No It is very common, I come from a family of teachers, who have been in proximity of teens across many generations.

    I am certain there are sects of folks who have not seen it or been exposed to it, but yea, this type of **** happens all the time, especially in teen groups that don't live in fear of being judged and comfortable in their sexuality.
     
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    I don't get the big deal. I have never done it but so what? They are not breaking any laws or any rules. They are being silly and goofing around, let them live their freaking lives. They play basketball for a living, maybe I would have second thoughts if they were going to be performing brain surgery on me. They are 21 year Olds who don't need grown ass men trying to judge them
     
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    Same here buddy, same here, my own mother was a teacher and many others in my family as well. Still not the same experience you have had though to the point where what I saw on that video would be considered normal behavior amongst boys. But as I said, normal is in the eye of the beholder and the frequency of the experience.
     
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    Y'all never got dry humped by your boys? I still remember when I was first dry humped by my uncle when I was 12.


    (Can't wait for Summer league lol)
     
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    Gee…the guy paints his fingernails and we’re surprised he may not be heterosexual. He is what he is.
     
  13. larsv8

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    LOL It has nothing to do with sexuality.
     
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    JUST LOVE WHEN PEOPLE IN DEBATES SUDDENLY FIND FAMILY MEMBER EXPERTS LOL
     
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    They were still putting weapons to work lol
     
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    In honor of David Letterman...Top Ten Things Shown by Jalen's Humping Video (plus a bonus)

    10. Jalen proving he is willing to do whatever it takes to improve the flexibility in his hips.

    9. Jalen knows how to attack the rim with ferocity.

    8. Few players can play man to man like Jalen.

    7. Going one on one is Jalen's specialty.

    6. The next step is for Jalen to learn how to handle a double team.

    5. You can be sure Jalen will always D his man up.

    4. John Lucas has really helped Jalen improve his stroke. He now swishes everything.

    3. Jalen proving he can handle the NBA grind.

    2. The video shows why Jalen has asked to be given more ball handling responsibilities.

    1. Jalen was just practicing a new full contact drill.

    Bonus: Jalen will be a clutch player because he likes to come from behind.
     
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    What if.. Jalen likes it?
     
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