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Jalen Dry Humping JGup

Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by Cutty312, Jul 2, 2023.

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Jalen acting zesty comes to no surprise. But what is YOUR must-watch matchup this season??

  1. Ime Udoka x Alperen Sengun

    36 vote(s)
    50.0%
  2. Bae Sean Tate x Jock Landale

    7 vote(s)
    9.7%
  3. Jalen Green x Amen Thompson

    18 vote(s)
    25.0%
  4. Other

    11 vote(s)
    15.3%
  1. AroundTheWorld

    AroundTheWorld Insufferable 98er
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    oops - didn't know any of that

    deleted the videos
     
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    Well hopefully Jabari can turn in to something.
     
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    He wants them to do community service for the Rainbow community if they don't come out of the closet.
     
  5. mtbrays

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    Guys being dudes
     
  6. marinara

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    Stop posting this **** lmao
     
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    Murray accidently posted a video of his hot blonde wife giving him a blowie. Embarrassing for them and for his children now that its out in the world of the internet, but he got over it and was a 1B to Joker in winning a championship.

    Rodman unleashed himself on the court when he stopped caring about what people thought of him.

    Bari leaks his p*rn. Has a bad rookie season.. Jalen leaks this. How does he respond? After embarrassing himself at the dunk contest and refusing to go back, it may not bode well for this all important 3rd year.

    Jalen rock the painted fingernails. Be a mix of Michael Jackson that dresses like Prince and bang supermodels left and right. We all know you were just a kid clowning around, so become a rock star and make it not even matter. Make them jealous how many 10s you got on the daily.
     
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    Don't go on Jalens IG the comments are crazy
     
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  9. marinara

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    Don't go on Jalens IG the comments are crazy
     
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    Honestly who hasn’t dry humped on of their boys like that to assert dominance?
     
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    I’ve never done that. I guess I need to turn in my dude card.
     
  12. robbie380

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    Nah….the top comments on Jalens and even KPJ’s IG are always something like “stop painting your nails bro”
     
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    A lot of y’all worry about what other dudes do significantly way too much
     
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    Gals being gals with colored nails.
     
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    Boys will be boys! Just some good ole bedroom fun :cool:

    They were just pranking each other before they went to grab some brunch.
     
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    Jalen better ****ing perform this season.
     
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    This adds new context...

    So I wonder if this was the equivalent of Stone trading Christopher:


     
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    bahahaha you're so predictable. i promise you one thing. No matter how "weird" Green is or not, and how "weird" you perceive yourself to be or not. Green will always be without a doubt lead a more interesting and exciting life than your boring judgmental ass ever will.
     
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  19. sirjesse

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    This is not normal behavior for teenage boys to be humping on eachother sorry if your offended.
    I've been in plenty Basketball lockerrooms & played JUCO ball never had these types of interactions with my teammates.
     

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