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Jalen Dry Humping JGup

Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by Cutty312, Jul 2, 2023.

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Jalen acting zesty comes to no surprise. But what is YOUR must-watch matchup this season??

  1. Ime Udoka x Alperen Sengun

    36 vote(s)
    50.0%
  2. Bae Sean Tate x Jock Landale

    7 vote(s)
    9.7%
  3. Jalen Green x Amen Thompson

    18 vote(s)
    25.0%
  4. Other

    11 vote(s)
    15.3%
  1. i3artow i3aller

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    1980’s => He is not gay, just British.

    George Michael even in death I still think he was wonderful.
     
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    Yea that was pretty funny.
     
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    Jalen Green can recover from that clip getting out…not sure about Josh loose booty Christopher tho

    they might wanna disable Instagram comments and not tweet for awhile
     
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    Xerobull You son of a b!tch! I'm in!

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    Obligatory

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    This is why we paid brooks 80 million, there going to go after Green and Brooks is going to make sure nobody tries to pull some weak ass s***
     
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    Not the Boogeymen Brooks. So scary

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    Brooks ain’t doing sh*t. He’s dating a tranny himself.
     
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    Brooks ain’t doing sh*t. He’s dating a tranny himself.
     
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    The amount of homophobia this has uncovered here is staggering.
     
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    Moratorium ended. Dry humping became official.
     
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    Jalen Green probably should not heed the advice of one of the biggest draft busts in NBA history.
     
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    I kinda like how Jalen just does not give a f about this and continues to be active on Instagram. His comment section has been crazy yet he never even disabled it
     
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    I was about to say can we just let this thread go, but damn Kwame laying it out for real. Laughed my ass off, but also believe he's also hit on some real issues with our society. I'll leave it there.
     
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    this might be the best thing for jalen tbh in the weirdest way. lmao the only way he can recover is to play his ass off.
     
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    If this stuff is as “normal” as people in this thread are begging you to believe why hasn’t a single player across the NBA come out to say something like “hell yeah we all gay as **** out here fam, dicks and booty holes and rimjobs for everyone!”
     
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    Honestly anyone who's been part of "bro locker room culture" whether athletics of all male professions like infantry units in the military will tell you how ****ing gay everyone is.

    The default comedy in these type of places is acting gay. I'm dead serious. "being gay' is comedy in these type of cultures.
     
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    The stuff is not "normal" because the video got leaked. This kinda shet and a lot of other dumb shet teenagers do goofing around in locker rooms are not for the public eye.
     
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