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Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by Cutty312, Jul 2, 2023.

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Jalen acting zesty comes to no surprise. But what is YOUR must-watch matchup this season??

  1. Ime Udoka x Alperen Sengun

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  2. Bae Sean Tate x Jock Landale

    7 vote(s)
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  3. Jalen Green x Amen Thompson

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  4. Other

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  1. Cutty312

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    Painted nails Jalen being zesty is no surprise. But now that the two are seperated, which duo would you like to see acting zesty to each other next?
     
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    Dillon Brooks x KPJ 12 round cage match for Head Honcho position.
     
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    it was a gatorade advertisement all along :rolleyes:
     
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    Then you should watch the 2nd video. LOL.

    Man, I don't know, but I guess I was a dumbass as a kid, too, but I thought Jalen would pretty much escape this kind of crap. But then I could've said the same about PJ Washington and Zion, I guess.
     
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    What the hell man, why are people posting teenagers acting dumb. They were minors at the time and it’s creepy to post this
     
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    Honestly, I would just as soon forget I ever saw it. Since it's already spun through the forum at least once, spamming the GARM with it again, or even worse, constantly isn't really doing the vast majority of us any good, in my opinion.

    While I think it isn't as bad as the late, lamented Garuba and his dirty shorts, it makes Jalen look like a middle schooler on an overnight field trip who OD'ed on sugar and testosterone and forgot about the invention of the cellphone video thingy.

    Not a good look. Might have gotten his good friend shipped off to a better place career-wise, though.
     
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    Jalen is head honcho
     
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    AroundTheWorld Insufferable 98er
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    BTW, part 2 of that video was just leaked.



    Contrast that with



    lol
     
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    Is that the future Mrs Alpe.....

    Deniz faint....
     
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    Have to admit, I could not identify any mugs here......

    Dudes are filming everything these days.

    Go with Pride!
     
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    This isn’t as big a deal as people were making it out to be. How old is this? Teenagers do weird things with hormones raging, let it go.
     
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    I am extremely happy I did not do close to such things when young.......

    If they ever come out of the closet, no problems with skeletons....
     
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    chenjy9 Numbers Don't Lie
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    If anyone deserves to be rookified this week, it would be OP.
     
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    No guns. We good.
     
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    The problem is posting videos of minors simulating acts like that is creepy and inappropriate


     
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    Dillon wins that easily lol
     

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