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J.J. Watt to host SNL (2/1)

Discussion in 'Houston Texans' started by Juxtaposed Jolt, Jan 21, 2020.

  1. Juxtaposed Jolt

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    The timing seems rather odd. Thought he would have been on three or four years ago. I guess he was rehabbing those other years.
     
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    I hope they keep his skits politics free...
     
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    He seems to be a pretty good actor form his commercials, not unlike Peyton Manning and Baker Mayfield. Maybe this is his chance to show what he’s got and get a part in the next Terminator movie since he and Arnold have a bromance?

    PS shout out to Arian Foster’s decent acting in Draft Day.
     
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    I hope he kills it. He was great in Bad Moms.
     
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    something something trash cans and buzzers :rolleyes:
     
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    Is he gonna run out of gas like he did against KC?
     
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    He'll only be in every other skit.

    Peyton still has my all-time favorite athlete sketch:

     
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    J.J. working on life after football already...
     
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    The Rock, Peyton and John Cena have been really funny, Barkley too I guess, and I'm sure I'm forgetting someone.

    I just don't want to watch him embarrass himself.
     
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    Peyton and Wayne. Now, there's the Rated-R movie I wanna watch.
     
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    REEKO_HTOWN I'm Rich Biiiiaaatch!

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    Aww JJ looked a little nervous but nailed his monologue
     
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    He’s actually good. A lot better than many actors that have been on.
     
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    Too many race jokes
     
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    It was not good. The bits weren’t funny and yes, lots of race and sex jokes that didn’t fly. They half assed this one compared to the stuff they came up with for Adam driver. The Rudy skit was really bad. I did like the kicker joke tho’.
     
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    That was rough. JJ looked stiff. Monologue was baaad. One of the worst episodes of the season
     
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    I didn't watch, but based off your reactions, I'm guessing this was his first and last time hosting :eek:
     
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    He did a good job. Some of the skits were good. I'm sure you'll see a lot of "SNL hasn't been good in 25 years" comments around the web. These come from people that don't watch it. All the skits are on YouTube. Check it out.
     
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    Writers didn't give him a lot to work with.

    The pizza delivery sketch was pretty good, so was the locker room "Rudy" one.
     
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