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Isn't Bill Clinton back in Arkansas?

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout: Debate & Discussion' started by Refman, Jan 20, 2003.

  1. Refman

    Refman Member

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    http://www.wnbc.com/news/1919594/detail.html

    RISON, Ark. -- Authorities in Arkansas are trying to catch a burglar who has a thing for women's underwear.

    So far, the burglar has struck 14 times over the past two years -- shunning household valuables and sneaking off with women's panties.

    One sheriff said he believes he's getting closer to cracking the case. He said authorities have lifted fingerprints in several places, and they have DNA from blood where the suspect cut himself.


    Meantime, angry residents are offering a $1,000 reward.

    The sheriff said he considers the suspect dangerous -- saying you don't know what to expect next from someone who steals underwear.
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    This is a real story...sorry about the subject line...I couldn't resist.
    :D
     
  2. El_Conquistador

    El_Conquistador King of the D&D, The Legend, #1 Ranking

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    Bill offices out of Harlem. He orginally tried to go for an extremely expensive midtown Manhattan office, but after the pardons of fugitives and furniture theft, was denied.
     
  3. Refman

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    Oh...then it couldn't be him...how about Roger? :D
     
  4. JoeBarelyCares

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    I'm amazed that he and Hillary are still married. I thought for sure he would do the poon across America tour. As an ex-president that's not too wrinkled yet, you think he could seriously pull.
     
  5. subtomic

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    The sex ratio in NYC is very much in favor of men. Also, if you've watched any of those documentaries on NY single life (like the Hamptons and such), you would know that all NY women are ultra horny and star****ers. President Clinton is probably participating in an orgy as we speak.

    I miss President Clinton. Yeah he was a sleaze, but at least he wasn't pretending like our current President.
     
  6. Mr. Clutch

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    He was joking. Or did that just show a weakness in your algorithm?
     
  7. SirCharlesFan

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    LOL! This is one of the funniest damn posts i've read on here in a while...

    good job :D
     

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