Yourhighness is brilliant. I always wanted to name my kid doctor or professor so his teachers or coaches would call him by his superior title...
Yeah, I know. But his dad was calling him "Judge" from a very young age. I guess that's not the same as actually naming the kid judge. Never mind.
Him and this guy need to hang out for maximum royalty http://www.nba.com/dleague/players/sirvaliant_brown.html
What's more embarrassing, his name or the fact that he plays on a men's basketball team called the Roanoke Dazzle?