Dr. Laura is having her 50th birthday in a casino in Las Vegas, aka Sin City. I'm not really wanting to start anything, I simply thought it was funny that it's the same weekend that I'm staying there with my sister and brother in-law who both can't stand her either.
god i can't stand that woman and her holier-than-thou attitude. i didn't know casinos were wholesome fun...
well, the new casinos are certainly more family-oriented. Kids can play craps with Barney the dinosaur, and you can actually get non-alcoholic drinks these days. Also, I'm sure they cleanse the casino of all gay people before Dr. Laura shows up, just so she's completely wholesomely comfy!
I think Dennis Miller put it best about Dr. Laura. "She gives 30 second solutions to 30 year old problems. She calls women selfish and bad mothers because they work. I don't see HER kids on the business end of that microphone." Pretty telling stuff.
Rocketman95: Hi, Dr. Laura, I think its ironic that you ... Dr. Laura: No, no ... did I tell you you could speak? Rocketman95: Well, no, but ... Dr. Laura: NO Answer the question. Did I tell you to talk? That is your problem. Just ask yourself 'did she tell me to speak' and that should help you solve your problem. God Bless America. Thank you. I hate that woman with such a passion ... my hate for the Jazz looks like mere dislike. I can just rip her head out ... just once I'd like to call her and completely curse her out. Actually, more the callers who put up with her abuse for the most inane problems. It's like 'HULLOOOO ... you need a crackhead to help you to see what to do about that zit on your face?!?!?'
"Rockit, you think I'm hot, don't you? Yes you do. And you want me to tell you what to do, don't you? That's right. Now, go take down the shades."
Sorry guys. I should just not spend too much time at work on Sundays. But I hope you did appreciate the rif on "Now, go take on the day!"
Dr. Laura is the world's largest hypocrit. She lived it up when she was young, slept around, became employed and made naughty videos and then after she turned 35 she started to regret it and then started telling everyone else how to live their life so they won't regret it. Everyone needs to make their own mistakes. That is what makes life fun and interesting. I am religious and conservative but when someone tries to tell me what God thinks then I say F^ck Off! And I saw you naked, as I matter of fact I am going to wack it to you right now!
I think it would only be ironic if you, your brother-in-law, and Dr. Laura all engaged in a menage-a-trois.
