Is there any greater inducer of disappointment than breast enhancing bras?

the things that make one come out of lurk mode. gotta love it.

 

This thread is useless without pictures.

 

I hope you said absolutely nothing about it to her. That might limit your chances of proceeding around the bases.

 

Haha...this is a funny topic.

I don't understand [women's] obsession with big breasts. Yea I mean they're attractive to men to a certain extent I suppose, but for me, playing sports and running a lot and occaisionally having backaches is enough for me to want reduction surgery. They're just not convenient!

Anyways, I would think the only greater inducer of disappointment would be finding out your "chick" has the wrong parts.

 

This is why real ones rule. So many girls out there trying to cheat these days. Using those pads, or even just the bras that are so thick you could drop an egg in them off of a second story balcony and it wouldn't break when it hit the ground. Check the bra section of any clothing store; there are a lot of falsies out there, or just inches of thick foam padding. (sometimes if you don't want it, you have to rule out several bras you were looking at because they are too thick)

If you're trying to impress anyone, at least guys, if they get intimate enough with you they are going to find out sooner or later.

 

I'm wondering what the 3 's were for

hmmm...

 

man i watched that damn movie with my mom. boy was i pissed. talk about being unconfortable.

 

BOObies!

 

To treat your trauma from this incident, I order you to watch "Animal House". What you really want to do in this situation is, if she's not drunk already, is to get her drunk and wheel her in a shopping cart to the front door of her parents house. As a special twist, you take super glue and glue the rubber pads on the front of whatever she is wearing where her real "items" should be. If she used toiler paper(TP) instead, then wrap the TP into little balls and glue those on. Next, hang a sign on her that says something like "I like to trick people!" or "Look at my fake ones!". Then, you ring the door bell and run off. Then, peak around a bush watching and laugh as her parents discover her.

That's what you should have done. It would have been a classic to tell for the rest of your life. You would achieve God-like status.

 

I altered it. Yea...she was underage and was using TP. The scenario had to be updated to fit the times of the present. If the inserts were part of the bra, then you take it off her and put it on inside out over whatever she is wearing. Improvise. Semper Fi.

 

I hae been there. Looked like 34C and then without the bra it was more like 32B. Very disappointing.

 

What DOES a girl say about herself, though, by adding fake ones? Absolutely no self-esteem. Let her go. You will find one with smaller ones, but at least honest. Or, if you like her enough, she will know you found out that she had "pads" and will no longer try to impress you because you like her without them... no?

Have you ladies had anyone stare or made you feel uncomfortable by looking or something related? I am saying tight sweaters may enhance them, but have you had anyone just plain stupidly look straight at them? I've been caught before.

 

Bah! Why shouldn't they want to cheat? It's a hell of a lot more convenient than augmentation surgery, and it makes their waist look smaller.

Of course the downsize is when I grab my wife's boob over her clothing and she says "I didn't even feel that". I guess if I was wearing 5 tube socks for a condom I wouldn't feel much either.