....check out women while you're at church? I can't help it. I do it without even thinking about it, then I catch myself and hope I'm not going to get struck by lightning on the way to my car.
There was a lady yesterday at St. Vincent's standing next to me. She was built like a model, 5'10", nice blond hair. She was pretty but something about her looked horse like. This guy with a baby saw her and walked passed her and then walked around again just so he could do a double take.
Pocket Rockets, I got some aloe for ya. You're gonna need it for that BURN!!!!!!!!!!* * © RM95's wife.
Well, to be frank, those aren't the kinds of thoughts running through my head when I see some of these women...
Of course not! don't feel guilty. Church and Ikea,the best places to check out women,I mean to meet people
It's only wrong if you already brought a date. No, scratch that, it's only wrong if you already brought two dates and are trying to keep them from finding out about each other.
A girl I know sang a solo yesterday at church, and the name of the song was "On My Knees." I giggled throughout the entire thing. Is that wrong?
Am I the only one who always seems to get the most lustful thoughts at church. I mean I try to focus and pay attention but in my mind I've already had multiple orgies with the hotties around me.
It's probably just because you feel more guilty about having those thoughts in church. I was just thinking of my wife on Sunday morning. It was the same church we got married in (sorry Fatty) and I couldn't help but think of that night.
Well I just about never go but I was a little sauced up Saturday Night at the Midnight ceremony and heck yeah I was on the prowl! Christos anesti
