In celebration of the Diamondbacks victory last night, Iron's Bar will be open! For this night only, one free round of drinks for everyone that's in when I get back from dinner. The Diamondback gets free drinks all around. The strippers are over there (*points to door with sign "Beware of Dog"*) and the Restrooms are over there (*points*) But one order of business! We need a bartender! (This is for fun, okay?)
