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Iraqi Singles (Brought to You by Google Ads)

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout: Debate & Discussion' started by No Worries, Mar 1, 2005.

  1. No Worries

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    At the end of one of the GWB-Iraq-fiasco threads I saw an ad for Iraqi Singles. Methinks Google Ads missed on this one.

    This got me to thinking about what kinds of links we could tease out of Google Ads.

    Keywords taken from the spam email I get everyday:

    Erectile Dysfunction, Viagra, Cialis, Levitra

    Penis Enlargement

    Cheap Medicine

    Lower Your Mortgage Today

    Horny Housewifes

    Cheap Software for the Lowest Prices

    We are please to announce you as one of the 10 lucky winners in the FreeLotto draw held on the 20th of February 2005.

    I am D. T. Akuhwa,one of the Directors in charge of Auditing and Accounting section Bank of the North Limiited in West Africa and also Chairman of Investigating and Auditing Department of this Bank.

    I am Dr. Ferry Lee,CEO and Owner of WBC (Madrid Spain). A Company that is specialized in Import and Export of Machinery &
    equipment,Communication Accessories and Household Appliances.

    I hope this meets you in good health. My name is Dr.Okechukwu chuba Esq.legal practitioner and Attorney to late Mr. Ziya Bazhayev who died in the plane crash of Yak-40 jetliner on March 9, 2000.

    I am Mr.Leu Shan,we are a group of business men who deal on import and export raw materials into canada,america and europe.

    Think you got shortchanged in school? We can give you a Bachelors de.gree, Masters De.gree, MBA Degre.e, and PhD degree
     
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    Surprisingly, I just got the standard Rockets ticket, jersey, etc. links. :(
     
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  4. glynch

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    Hey, given the mess we created, there must be lots of women professionals who don't like being about to be put under Sharia. I'm sure they would like to meet some American men. Should be a lot of Iraqi women available.

    I know Sadam was a bad man, blah, blah, blah.

    Ah, the benefits of imperialism. I'm sure prostitution is on the rise, too. 70% unemployment or higher. Tends to make for good sex tourism.
     
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  6. KaiSeR SoZe

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    Yao Ming Jersey

    HOT! SWEATY! LOVE! BIG! PERKY!
     
  7. KaiSeR SoZe

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    I guess it's working -

    Canadian Pharmacy too

    Interesting how it says 'Ads by Goooooooooooogle'



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    in the Ann Coulter thread you can get an Ann Coulter doll at discount
     
  8. StupidMoniker

    StupidMoniker I lost a bet

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    There were 0 single women living within 200 miles (the maximum search radius) of Baghdad. :(
     

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