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Introducing the Houston Not-kets

Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by sirbaihu, May 16, 2007.

  1. sirbaihu

    sirbaihu Member

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    Head coach: not JVG

    PG: not Rafer
    SG: T-Mac (we'll let him stay with not everyone else)
    SF: not Battier
    PF: not Hayes
    Center: not Yao (we traded him to Lakers)

    Dang I love this team better than I love the actual Rockets! You know what? I can't find anything bad to say about them either.

    This place has turned into a b****-fest and I expected more because the board is so well run with so many great contributors. It's just not fun reading the thousands of posts all you whiners write about how every player except T-Mac is worse than any alternative. Grow up. JVG might be leaving: TAKE HIS JOB, basketball genius. All you have to do is show Les Alexander all the brilliant posts you've written, and you will get to usher T-Mac and not-Yao past the first round all the way to the finals! Think of it: you, in the locker room, pouring champagne on your fantasy basketball lineup. It's coming soon: just one more brilliant post on how the Rockets' coach and players suck will push you over the edge and Les Alexander will be convinced. Type it: Rafer sucks. Type it: Battier sucks. Type it: Hayes sucks. Type it: yes, even Yao needs to be traded, because he doesn't have the hardness or skillz that you do. It's so painless: all you need is an overinflated ego and a bunch of hot air, and you can become coach of the Houston Not-kets, the fantasy basketball team that carries you away from reality, which is more than you can handle.
     
  2. Barkley

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    Hahahaha. You wanna trade Yao to LA? We cannot trade Yaou for anyone. He is to good and to big. Maybe he has a lot of things to improve but we shouldn't Trade Yao or Tracy. It would be STUPID
     
  3. whoisray

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    You didn't read the whole post :(
     
  4. BEXCELANT

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    Trade Yao to the Spurs for Duncan and then watch the Spurs win relentlessly for the next 5 years.
     
  5. smartxtai

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    Agreed. This board is now overrun by whiners and complainers. This isn't the same community it once was anymore. I used to read all the topics because they were fun to read and informative. Nowadays, I just skim through all the negative topics to try to find something worthwhile to read through. Unfortunately finding an actual good topic to read hasn't happened too often now.
     
  6. Hayesfan

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    Its called sarcasm!! or sar-chasm: the distance between this post and your comprehension of what it actually said.
     
  7. txppratt

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    i'd like to add to that.

    please people, learn to be objective. on top of all the "(insert rockets personel here) sucks" comments, throw on top of that trade proposals that are absolutely r****dED (cluth mentioned this in his merged thread). nobody will give us their best players for our worst players.

    tmac is great, but he's not better than kobe. quit being a homer.

    yao is great, but he has some faults too. faults that hurt the team.

    just acknowledge this kind of stuff guys.

    clutchfans is supposed to be THE ELITE.

    but when posters just spew this kind of blind homer-ism, it makes it hard to take anybody seriously.
     
  8. MR. MEOWGI

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    Whatever, not-fan.
     
  9. Yetti

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    To get something you will have to give up something :p !!
     
  10. nahmorlah

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    Total ownage. Hayesfan is quickly moving up the list to becoming one of my favorite posters.
     
  11. sirbaihu

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    Quick, someone forward this post to Alexander and Morey! I think we have a new candidate for head coach!

    I am fan because:

    I love the Rockets, the coach and all the guys.

    I come here to enjoy the Rockets.

    Winning would be great. But it is ironic that all the JVG- and everyone-else-haters on this board are exactly LIKE JVG: never satisfied, always grumpy, unless the team has just won the championship. Congrats: you diaper rashers are so into the Rockets that you have actually taken on JVG's personality. Don't worry: I love JVG and I love you too :)
     
  12. bjshot

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    he is probably a YOF.
     
  13. topfive

    topfive CF OG

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    You forgot someone...

    GM: NOT Carroll Dawson
    Assistant coaches: NOT Charlie Ward, NOT Tom Thibodeau, NOT Steve Clifford, NOT Andy Greer

    If the coaching change goes through, we'll have a new GM, a new head coach, and all new assistants. Combine that with the probability that the new GM will want to make a few moves to flex his muscles and we're most likely looking at a drastic overhaul taking place all around the two key pieces, T-Mac and Yao.

    For better or worse, this will be a VERY different team next year.
     
  14. Barkley

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    Good post but you cannot say Jeff is OK. He is a good coach and a like him but he sucked in the last playoffs. He thought only about defense and you saw: Rockets were struggling ofensivly.

    I know we can't blame only Jeff but he is a coach! He should do a better job of preparing us comming into PO. Looks like Leslie realy thinks about another coach. Earlier i thought Jeff would stay in Houston but know I'm not so sure.
     
  15. Pizza_Da_Hut

    Pizza_Da_Hut I put on pants for this?

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    Battier does not suck, Yao does not suck, Hayes, does not suck. Why is everything thinking this problem is cured by subtraction and not addition?

    To all the haters out there: STFU. Please STFU, or suffer the consequences that those did when they criticized bluntman and chronic.
     
  16. Hayesfan

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    Pizza, Pizza, Pizza... ::shakes head sadly:: see my first post in this thread cause I know you just missed the last line of his post.
     
  17. EGYPT

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    You can not lay all the blame on the fans, the team has not done well for a decade now, what fans would'nt just lose it after their hearts are broken every season.

    I advise that if someone does not like a thread just do not reply to it and the less replies it gets the lower it will be rated until it dissapears off the site. That is how you treat it but if you reply and flame everyone, that will only add to the fire and make it last longer in the main page.
     

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