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Interesting tips for white guys

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by hkomives, Jun 14, 2006.

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  1. hkomives

    hkomives Member

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    I happened upon a white supremacists message board where they're discussing the usual white supremacy stuff. It turned out more and more of the members are coming out and admitting to having Asians wives. Of course the majority is up in arms with the race mixing. The reasons given for the betrayal is bad relationships with white women and nice white women are hard to find.

    So finally a white supremacy woman decides to give tips to white guys on how to meet and date white women. Things such as good personal hygiene and learn to carry on a good conversation.

    I just find the situation a little bit hilarious.
     
    #1 hkomives, Jun 14, 2006
  2. MadMax

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    wow, you can't write comedy that good! :) that's hilarious!!!

    having said that...i don't even want to click on one of those sites to see it.
     
    #2 MadMax, Jun 14, 2006
  3. The Real Shady

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    Tips for picking up a white supremacist woman.

    1. Make sure your trailer park home is always tidy.
    2. Make sure that the woman is in some way related to you.
    3. After a night of sipping on Miller High Life be sure to slap your woman around so that she knows you still care.
     
    #3 The Real Shady, Jun 14, 2006
  4. Austin70

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    Good personal hygiene, yeah, "You boys want a good white woman you have to brush your tooth."
     
    #4 Austin70, Jun 14, 2006
  5. rhadamanthus

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    4. Be white.

    /rimshot
     
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  6. bnb

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    Exactly.

    Thank you for NOT providing a link!
     
    #6 bnb, Jun 14, 2006
  7. Austin70

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    Rule #5, give your woman a shout out while on Jerry Springer.
     
    #7 Austin70, Jun 14, 2006
  8. JumpMan

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    What were you doing on a white supremacist message board?
     
    #8 JumpMan, Jun 14, 2006
  9. Yonkers

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    He was doing a research paper on dating 1st cousins.
     
    #9 Yonkers, Jun 14, 2006
  10. Mr. Brightside

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    a Clayton Bigsby quote would do wonders for this thread.
     
    #10 Mr. Brightside, Jun 14, 2006
  11. A-Train

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    ...always make sure your cape and hood are clean and pressed. Chicks can't stand an unkepmt white supremacist...
     
    #11 A-Train, Jun 14, 2006
  12. AntiSonic

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    Well duh. Most white women aren't marriage material anyway.

    Latinas and sistas are where it's at. :D
     
    #12 AntiSonic, Jun 14, 2006
  13. Another Brother

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    [​IMG]
     
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  14. SwoLy-D

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    I am not white, but if I were, would I have have to wear my CIO or CEO or VP name tag from the company, or is that a given since I would be white, so that it means that I have POWER already?

    Also, if you don't have the italic, thick, number-3-with-wings stickers on the back winshield, you aren't really white.
     
    #14 SwoLy-D, Jun 14, 2006
  15. Davidoff

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    IMO just like homophobes most racist are really fighting back the urge to tell people how they truly feel and in turn spew hate instead..
     
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  16. Davidoff

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    :eek:

    LMAO.. Good call SwoLy!!
     
    #16 Davidoff, Jun 14, 2006
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    I knew it!!! I knew it!!! There might just be a little glimmer of hope. P***y the great equaliser! the destroyer of racial barriers.
    Crude as it sounds, I have thought about this a lot. Is there that much racial hate out there or that strong, in men specifically, that would prevent one from getting busy with a person of different color,religion or ethnicity?
     
    #17 plcmts17, Jun 14, 2006
  18. Mr. Brightside

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    I've always held the belief that the reason why most people hate anyone is due to them secretly fearing whoever they hate.
     
    #18 Mr. Brightside, Jun 14, 2006
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    Or being it.
     
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  20. giddyup

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    I think Woody Allen had an old joke about using a "fitted" sheet to impress...
     
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