"we will get that pipeline from qatar thru syria eventually and put gazprom out of business, just watch. i mean look how dumb these euro-peons are, already helping us abolish cash and install negative interest rate programs, so of course they'll have our backs on this. now either you play nice like yeltsin and privatize everything for us in siberia at 90% off market prices, or you'll end up like berlusconi and yanukovych" "my offer to you, errr, my offer to your employer goldman is this: nothing. not even the fee for taking gazprom public on the NYSE , which i would appreciate if mr. blankfein would put up himself personally."
I'm not beaten yet. I still have armies in the Ukraine. Ha ha, the Ukraine. Do you know what the Ukraine is? It's a sitting duck. A road apple, Putin. The Ukraine is weak. It's feeble. I think it's time to put the hurt on the Ukraine. I come from Ukraine. You not say Ukraine weak. Yeah, well we're playing a game here, pal. Ukraine is game to you?! How about I take your little board and smash it!!
Yeah, if you manage to piss off France, Russia, Germany and the US all at the same time, you probably do not have much in the way of a long-term plan. They should get the Uighurs to start blowing stuff up again so China can get in on this too. Kashmir? OK India...
