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Insert yourself into a lineup that can still win 50 games in the NBA.

Discussion in 'NBA Dish' started by LCII, Jan 18, 2011.

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PG: Rondo
SG: Kobe
SF: Me
PF: Griffin
C: Howard

Only problem is this team might be a lil weak on perimeter shooting (especially if Kobe's off). my range only extends to long twos. I am a really willing passer (well, look at my teammates) and can make the open look. I would probably play super dirty defense since I'd be giving up 4-5 inches on the dude I'm guarding. My defense will still suck but there's Howard in the paint and Rondo and Kobe lurking on the perimeter for steals and blocks.

I'd basically be Shane Battier who sucks at defense and shoots long twos ( )

#1 LCII, Jan 18, 2011

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LCII said:

PG: Rondo
SG: Kobe
SF: Me
PF: Griffin
C: Howard

Only problem is this team might be a lil weak on perimeter shooting (especially if Kobe's off). my range only extends to long twos. I am a really willing passer (well, look at my teammates) and can make the open look. I would probably play super dirty defense since I'd be giving up 4-5 inches on the dude I'm guarding. My defense will still suck but there's Howard in the paint and Rondo and Kobe lurking on the perimeter for steals and blocks.

I'd basically be Shane Battier who sucks at defense and shoots long twos ( )
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The fact is any team in the NBA with me on the roster is not gonna win 50 games.

#2 tcadriel, Jan 18, 2011

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PG: CP3
SG: Kobe
SF: Your Momma
PF: Griffin
C: Howard

#3 Gimmmethemike, Jan 18, 2011
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LCII said:

PG: Rondo
SG: Kobe
SF: Me
PF: Griffin
C: Howard

Only problem is this team might be a lil weak on perimeter shooting (especially if Kobe's off). my range only extends to long twos. I am a really willing passer (well, look at my teammates) and can make the open look. I would probably play super dirty defense since I'd be giving up 4-5 inches on the dude I'm guarding. My defense will still suck but there's Howard in the paint and Rondo and Kobe lurking on the perimeter for steals and blocks.

I'd basically be Shane Battier who sucks at defense and shoots long twos ( )
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time for bed because you're dreamin'

#4 dachuda86, Jan 18, 2011
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I'm going all-time with players in their prime:

Me (average height)
Kobe
Jordan
Duncan
Hakeem Olajuwon

I would scuttle that team. wouldn't be able to guard my man at all.
Could train myself to shoot long, open 2's and the occasional 3.

Nope. there's no way this would ever work.

Unless the poster is athletic, tall and in good physical standing (basically the least skilled nba player), there's no way any of these teams could win i think.

#5 srrm, Jan 18, 2011
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here's a plan, I'll commit a flagrant 2 first play of the game on the best player on the other team.

I get ejected, and they lose their best player due to injury

we win

#6 apollo33, Jan 18, 2011
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I could play garbage time minutes for a 50 win team. Maybe.

#7 durvasa, Jan 18, 2011

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apollo33 said:

here's a plan, I'll commit a flagrant 2 first play of the game on the best player on the other team.

I get ejected, and they lose their best player due to injury

we win
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lol I think your eventual suspension disqualifies this as an option.

#8 AstroRocket, Jan 18, 2011
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I'm pretty sure I can give 20 minutes to the Heat and they'll still win 50 games.

#9 dback816, Jan 18, 2011
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I'm 5'9 and play like Charles Oakley. There is no hope.

#10 Mathloom, Jan 18, 2011
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pg-me 5'9
sg-jordan
sf-lebron
pf duncan
c-olajuwan

i can hit my freethrows. no handles shoot the 3 okay but ill be lookin to pass 9 times out of 10

#11 mrjuandiego1988, Jan 18, 2011
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PG: Earl Boykins
SG: Morris Peterson
SF: W22_STREAK
PF: Patrick Patterson
C: Hilton Armstrong

That could win 50 games I reckon

#12 W22_STREAK, Jan 18, 2011
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I think you could insert me in any line up on any NBA team and you'd have a pretty good chance to get 50 Ws.

My NBA quality talents include:

Shaqs speed and shooting touch;
Durants strength;
Early Boykins size;
Tmacs heart;
Smarts of Javale McGee;
Steve Nashs defensive prowess; and
Jared Jeffries ability to make layups ALL combined in one.

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W22_STREAK said:

PG: Earl Boykins
SG: Morris Peterson
SF: W22_STREAK
PF: Patrick Patterson
C: Hilton Armstrong

That could win 50 games I reckon
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Can't wait to see you play short teams like the magic haha.

Arenas 6'3
Richardson 6'6ish
Hedo 6'9
Bass 6'9
Howard 6'11

#14 CaptainRox, Jan 18, 2011
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Me with the Heat as PG?
Good handles, very good shooter and nice courtvision?
Think i could make the open shots and handle some D via quick feet.

#15 Yung-T, Jan 18, 2011
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PG Ish Smith
SG ME
SF Sam Bowie
PF Chuck Hayes
C Samuel Dalembert

#16 DrNuegebauer, Jan 18, 2011
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I'm 5'9 and I have 3pt range so I'd be fine on offense.

Pg - Me
Sg - Jordan
Sf - Lebron
Pf - Dream
C - Howard

I'd play a 2-3 zone on D and so I don't get that exposed and just funnel everyone to either Dream or Howard.

#17 pradaxpimp, Jan 18, 2011
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PG - Muggsy Bogues (5'3)
SG - Earl Boykins (5'5)
SF - Nate Robinson (5'9)
PF - Calvin Murphy (5'9)
C - Me (5'11)

6th man: Spud Webb (5'7)

Coach - Don Nelson

Imagine the fastbreaks and steals.

#18 Yung-T, Jan 18, 2011

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Prime Magic Johson
Prime Michael Jordan
Prime Kovács Máté
Prime Tim Duncan
Prime Olajuwon

Since I'm european, I'd be the guy who gets the opponents into the penalty.

#19 kovacs242, Jan 18, 2011

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PG: Kidd
SG: Jordan
SF: Redwhiteone
PF: Love
C: Russell

We have a floor general, a shooting star, a glass cleaner, a defensive demon...and me

#20 redwhiteone, Jan 18, 2011

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