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Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by DarkHorse, Oct 7, 2010.

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  1. DarkHorse

    DarkHorse Member

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    It's time for haikus
    Don't by shy, post 'em in here
    Haters gonna hate

    It's doesn't take much
    To make a Rockets haiku
    Just make it funny


    I would like to think
    The Rockets can win it all
    So I guess I will

    Yao's leg looks scrawny
    AB wants an extension
    Finals-bound for sure

    Lots of trade assets
    Rockets have some holes to fill
    In Morey We Trust
     
    #1 DarkHorse, Oct 7, 2010
  2. Turpis

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    I don't know
    how to make Haikus but
    I love Rockets
     
    #2 Turpis, Oct 7, 2010
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  3. rimrocker

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    I hope the Rockets
    Are much, much better than this
    stupid-ass haiku

    MVP centers
    Moses, the amazing Dream
    Now it's time for Yao
     
    #3 rimrocker, Oct 7, 2010
  4. rimrocker

    rimrocker Member

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    This could be read in a way that is different from what you intended.
     
    #4 rimrocker, Oct 7, 2010
  5. DarkHorse

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    Five syllables first
    Then seven, and then five more
    Oh and - Go Rockets!
     
    #5 DarkHorse, Oct 7, 2010
  6. iconoclastic

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    In this thread, ever-
    y post must be a Rockets-
    related Haiku
     
    #6 iconoclastic, Oct 7, 2010
  7. john_l

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    Yao's foot is injured
    Only twenty four minutes
    We are in trouble
     
    #7 john_l, Oct 7, 2010
  8. Artie_Fufkin

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    IF YAO STAYS HEALTHY
    And the youngsters do improve
    Look out for Rockets
     
    #8 Artie_Fufkin, Oct 7, 2010
  9. Depressio

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    Who is Carmelo?
    Who is this Iguodala?
    We have what we need.

    Go Yao! Go Scola!
    Go Brooks! Go Martin! Go Hill!
    Go team. Go Rockets!
     
    #9 Depressio, Oct 7, 2010
  10. AroundTheWorld

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    Rocket River
    Approves of
    This Thread
     
    #10 AroundTheWorld, Oct 7, 2010
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  11. thething

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    Give Yao a break, dudes
    He's a big seven foot guy
    who gets hurt sometimes.
     
    #11 thething, Oct 7, 2010
  12. KingStevo10

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    this thread is dumb
    WTF :confused: is a Haiku
    rockets win
    beat the spurs
    Jermaine is my boi
    Ish Smith too ;)
     
    #12 KingStevo10, Oct 7, 2010
  13. johnnyonthespot

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    Lee is the real deal
    Battier has old man legs
    Just coach already
     
    #13 johnnyonthespot, Oct 7, 2010
  14. SmeggySmeg

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    So the thread is dumb
    Why post in it u moron
    Haikus old school cool
     
    #14 SmeggySmeg, Oct 8, 2010
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    scola is the man
    spins, scoops like only god can
    Argentinian!
     
    #15 YaoforPrez, Oct 8, 2010
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    chase is the future
    shane is the next president
    who is carmelo?
     
    #16 jm434, Oct 8, 2010
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    Walk away from trouble
    :grin:
     
    #17 supermark, Oct 8, 2010
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    If a Chuck Hayes could
    shoot free throws, how many free throws
    could a Chuck Hayes shoot?
     
    #18 nemac, Oct 8, 2010
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    Tis the preseason
    We are all very happy
    Its finally here.
     
    #19 Moonscope, Oct 8, 2010
  20. Moonscope

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    Yao, Yao he's our man
    If he, Yao, can not do it
    Then nobody can!
     
    #20 Moonscope, Oct 8, 2010
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