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In less than an hour I'm going to have sex with an escort

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by IPSAC, Jul 10, 2013.

  1. RedRedemption

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  2. boomboom

    boomboom I GOT '99 PROBLEMS
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    first!




    (...version. this thread is bound to get locked, restart, get locked again, restart again, go through the permutation of Almu-ization, get locked, never a response from OP)
     
  3. HR Dept

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    He gon kill that b****.
     
  4. K mf G

    K mf G Contributing Member

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    OP started his account in jul 2013 and has 20 posts
    did he make 19 posts to mask his trolling?
     
  5. GRENDEL

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    <a target='_blank' title='ImageShack - Image And Video Hosting' href='http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/819/e68c.jpg/'><img src='http://img819.imageshack.us/img819/1275/e68c.jpg' border='0'/></a><br>
     
  6. CCorn

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    If he isn't trolling OP isn't too bright. Why would you make it public knowledge you are about to bang a hooker?
     
  7. BDswangHTX

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    never understood those sites. why pay so much, when for a fraction you can go up to your local dive bar and find a fat chick who in all reality will be better looking than the one you'll probably get.

    :confused::confused:
     
  8. the futants

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    What. Is. Happpeennnnniinng???
     
  9. DonkeyMagic

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    finally found a picture of the chick...

    [​IMG]
     
  10. SwoLy-D

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    :rolleyes: more young and dumb threads...

    1. Can't be true, or you're just entirely DUMB for posting how you're getting a prostitute and want help.

    2. No, I don't want pictures.

    3. Happy STDs if true, man. :eek:
    Exactly! Why would you want to hire someone that can't spell (or type)!!?!?!? ;)
     
  11. Xerobull

    Xerobull You son of a b!tch! I'm in!

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    The usual Swoly close-minded stereotype assumptions. If she has tattoos, he probably tripled his chances of STDs and gang related crime, right?
     
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  12. droopy421

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    Was hoping this would be the epic thread of the summer. So far I am disappoint.
     
  13. jgreen91

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    Swoly is so sheltered, lol. Geez
     
  14. droopy421

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    [​IMG]
     
  15. R0ckets03

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    Its summer. People suppose be horny.
     
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  16. Xerobull

    Xerobull You son of a b!tch! I'm in!

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    Every peg must fit in it's hole! Do not move zee pegs!
     
  17. LosPollosHermanos

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    tbh though, OP said he would deliver some time today so he has about 18 hrs to make good on it.
     
  18. stipendlax

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    He joined this month. And has roughly 20 posts.

    I doubt he's worried about his 'reputation'.
     
  19. bobrek

    bobrek Politics belong in the D & D

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    No. Why would YOU think that? Renting an "escort" to have sex is about as low as punching a kid just to steal his ice cream... sure, it brings joy for a while, but it will last forever and... anyway, herpes doesn't go away fast. :eek:
     

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