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In less than an hour I'm going to have sex with an escort

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by IPSAC, Jul 10, 2013.

  1. Xerobull

    Xerobull You son of a b!tch! I'm in!
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    Someone volunteer to photoshop the pic!
     
  2. gambingo

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    That's pretty common from what i heard:grin:
     
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    I blame woman for this.. If any female posters out there, you see what you've done? This is what society has come to? The fact that this poor young man had to pay 400 just to have sex? You girls need to step up and eliminate this by being a lot nicer and more outgoing. I'm very angry right now!!!
     
  4. rudan

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    This is so freaking awesome!!!!!!!!!!!
     
  5. Cannonball

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    Makes you wonder why they even bother posting pics of uglier chicks on those escort sites if the girl in the pic isn't even the one showing up.
     
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    <iframe width="560" height="315" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/31lZFoSS-VQ" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>
     
  7. IPSAC

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    I got pic of her face but got to crop my place out.
     
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    [​IMG][/url][/IMG]
     
  9. dharocks

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    As long as you don't mind having sex with dudes.
     
  10. SwoLy-D

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    LOL @ people quoting me and saying "prostitution" is not the same as "escort." :grin: Like escorts don't get paid for SeCkS.
    But... but... but... I want you to. Why don't you, either way? :(
     
  11. ashiin

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    damn, i hope you didn't pay too much for that
     
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    Jeebus was she crying the whole time?
     
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    Hard to tell from that pic, but she definitely has a "my boyfriend runs a meth lab" look about her.
     
  14. dharocks

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    note to self: don't have sex with an escort
     
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    Congrats, OP. You had sex with a tranny.
     
  16. Butterfingers

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    WTF.. WAS THAT A GOLUM?
     
  17. Cannonball

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    Not sure if eyeliner or eye black left over from football game.
     
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  18. gambingo

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    Is that makeup on her eyes or are those bruises?
     
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  20. Indaface

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    haha wtf is up with that makeup...well done OP you got your nut bust in, who cares what she looks like as long as you enjoyed it
     

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