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In less than an hour I'm going to have sex with an escort

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by IPSAC, Jul 10, 2013.

  1. IPSAC

    IPSAC Member

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    It's going to be my first time and I'm hella nervous. Found here on packpage and she is good to go. I need some advice on things to do and don't. I'm currently waiting for her. I'm having a ****ing heart attack!

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    ummmm..... use protection:confused:


    o and FIRST
     
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  3. fchowd0311

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    o and she's a cop.
     
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    She has gonorrhea.
     
  5. Blurr#7

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    Ask her if she likes horses.
     
  6. el gnomo

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    That's one of Dwight's baby mommas
     
  7. rox1

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    Checking in!
     
  8. fchowd0311

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    I always wished I could get paid to have sex, but then I create a mental image of the type of woman that would pay me to have sex with them and that's when I generate sympathy for prostitutes.
     
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  11. fchowd0311

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    O he is in for a lovely surprise.
     
  12. mrm32

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    Thats the best you could do? I would think an escort service would have better looking women.

    Smile too gummy.
    Elboys too pointy.
    Looks too pasty in the second picture.

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    Seriously though, good luck. Hopefully this doesn't backfire on you.
     
  13. R0ckets03

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    You got her from packpage? Dude that's code for girl with a package!
     
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  14. IPSAC

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    I'm on phone so I can't open it, what does it say???
     
  15. LosPollosHermanos

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    it has a penis. Can it be any plainer from the pack page site you went to?
     
  16. fchowd0311

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    bro, you might want to sit yourself down for a bit. Well it basically shows a bunch of different sites using that same picture of that same girl. Basically a bunch of escort sites found a random picture of a girl and used that picture for advertising.
     
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  18. Salvy

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    He is just messing with you, carry on with your date.... No worries.. Have fun. You don't need to click on link its just a link about Glen Rice selling used hair gel a while back..... Carry on...
     
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    Good luck, hope she doesn't have STD's or penis.
     
  20. mrdave543

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    Just wanted to post and laugh at this one later....enjoy the herpes
     

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