let this wonderful news report show you... <object width="480" height="385"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/ptdj5Utl1T0&hl=en_US&fs=1&rel=0"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/ptdj5Utl1T0&hl=en_US&fs=1&rel=0" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="385"></embed></object> Except real.
"If you see one you really should not try to surprise it." Really? Because that's usually my first instinct when I see a bear.
old, but still hilarious (i thought it was posted on here the last time i saw it, but maybe a friend sent it to me..)
When I see a bear hibernating, which is only like 2 or 3 times a week, I sneak up behind it and pop an inflated paper bag right next to its ear. They love that.
Reminds me of: <object width="480" height="385"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/nda_OSWeyn8&hl=en_US&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/nda_OSWeyn8&hl=en_US&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="385"></embed></object>
