Important Info On Being Ready Incase of an Attack (Meant to be funny, not serious)

already posted

 

Its been posted but its hilarious nonetheless. Doesn't hurt to take another look imo.

 

"In the event of a terrorist attack, be prepared to hold your breath for a long time and eat your own feces."



"What are you waiting on? We all have very little time left!!! GO USE ALL THE COOL ELECTRONICS THAT MAKE LIFE WORTH LIVING!!!!!!!"



"Electrical appliances are best used when your hands are soaking wet."



"In the event of a terrorist attack, go to your nearest establishment of faith and pray your ****ing ass off, sinner."



"In case of a terrorist attack, be sure you have your local tittybar earmarked, better to die while getting a lapdance than like that p***y cowering underneath his desk."



"Make sure your fallout shelters are well hidden and kept discret, radiation has been known to seek out it's victims and chase them for miles, radiation can also climb stairs and read signs marked 'fall out shelter'."



"Contrary to popular belief, ground zero of a nuclear disaster is not the safest place to be after the explosion."

 

"ignore this image...PETA hacked our site again..."


"if you happen to be caught in an anthrax attack, never fear: one of our manned medical hover-pods will come to your rescue"


"white people seem confused by the ghetto blaster... when confronted with one in a study, 50% of participants crouched in fear in a fetal position; the other 50% broke into the running man"

 

if you go to the official site www.beready.gov and snoop around you can find dozens of images to make fun of like that

 

err... check that.. I meant www.ready.gov