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Important debate: does Adelman wear a Tupee?

Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by GBRocket, Apr 3, 2008.

  1. GBRocket

    GBRocket Member

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    Please help me resolve this important question that my roommates and I have been wrestling with.

    Evidence for the tupee hypothesis:
    - His hair always seems the same
    - He has the money to afford the best in human wig-wear
    - He never moves too quickly up and down the sideline (this would probably cause it to fall off if he did, assuming he wears one)

    Evidence against:
    - He has a bald spot at the back
    - Perhaps he has very precise combing abilities and manages to simply create the same look extremely consistently
    - Inevitably there would be youtube footage of his toop falling off in some post-game gatorade shower if this was true

    Your thoughts?

    P.s. next week we will have the discussion about why Bullard sits in a chair at the end of games next to Worrell who is standing, which clearly looks ridiculous.
     
  2. JD2010

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    it looks like he got a haircut recently
     
  3. GBRocket

    GBRocket Member

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    Or maybe he got a new tupee recently?
     
  4. AggieRocketFan96

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    who the hell cares?? he just needs to win games that's all that matters. if anyone needed a toupee, it was JVG anyway.
     
  5. rock8ts

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    Nah! it's thin...
     
  6. BlackSombrero

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    I never really thought about this concept so therefore I must contest that his hairpiece (if he does have one) is so natural that it befuddles the eyes into believing that it his natural hair.

    As far as Bull's sitting habits; he does not want to break BW's neck from having to stare up at his tall a$$ for such a long period of time.
     
  7. BigM

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    dude if he has a hairpiece it's the sh!ttiest one ever made. that's his real hair, it's just less of it.
     
  8. AntiSonic

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    T-Mac wears a merkin.
     
  9. Rockets_Truth

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    Is that like a mirdle?
     
  10. kwng

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    Artificial planted hair .. won't grow in time :D
     
  11. nolimitnp

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    What the hell is a merkin?
     
  12. nolimitnp

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    Ah geeez. LMFAO
     
  13. RoxTurk

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    Man I dont remember the last time I laugh so much :D :D :D
     
  14. Tigerknee

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    What the hell IS a merkin? :( :confused:

    edit - nm, dictionary.com is your friend.
     
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  15. Nero

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    Speaking of...


    I seem to be having trouble find the word 'tupee' in the dictionary.

    Could you possibly have been referring to a 'toupe' ?
     
  16. bladeage

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    refer to my sig..
     
  17. rocketman1979

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    Will Old Spice Hair and Body Wash work for him??
     
  18. Milad

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    No way, Olajuwon had one in the early 80's though.
     
  19. RiceDaddy7

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    Best thread ever :D
     
  20. SirCharlesFan

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    Yes, it's true, I know because I donated the hair for his toupee from my ass hairs.
     

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