Mike Jones is my nephew.....well, he's my nephew-in-law. He married my niece. Oh wait...the other Mike Jones....my bad. Nevermind.
It's been rolled out before. I, on the other hand, can live a full and happy life knowing the true identity of Mike Jones. Thank you, Mr. Brightside, for shedding light on life's most perplexing conundrum.
Leonardo Leads, Donatello does machines, Raphael is cool but rude, Mike Jones is a crunk ass dude. 2 8 1 3 3 0 8-0-0-4