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Im quitting my job and making $4800 a month

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  1. nolimitnp

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    IM SITTING ON A GOLD MINE!!!!!!!!:eek:
     
  3. Ender120

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    All this time, I've been donating sperm for free?!

    :mad:
     
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    It ain't always free...

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  5. Royals Ego

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    Sign me up!
     
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    It's pretty hard to get a girl's mouth pregnant.
     
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    Hmmm I meet all the criteria sign me up for $4800! or even half or even half of that!
     
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    I can't believe women will buy sperm. It's always classy guys who are willing to sell their baby making juice for money.
     
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    Haha yeah, I remember that, and even thought about it when I was making the post (I'm still pissed that the doc had to pay up because he was lied to).

    It is for this reason that I make women drink Sprite after... you know.

    Sprite kills sperm.

    It's not widely known yet because of pro-life groups and lobbyists for Trojan condoms.
     
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    turn your "gold" into cash!
     
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    in my college days , I was Bill Gates....now Im more like Hammer
     
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  16. Royals Ego

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    penis envy
     
  17. juicystream

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    Sometimes pregnancy is for the best :grin:


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    Aren't there some type of prerequisites when it comes to sperm donation? I thought I read somewhere you had to be college educated, certain height, etc. etc.
     
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  20. no_answer

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    I'm guessing my eggs are worth a lot more than your sperm.
     

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