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I'm pissed at Rice

Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by chievous minniefield, Dec 19, 2002.

  1. chievous minniefield

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    for not maximizing on that hellafied touch pass from Yao last night in the 4th quarter.

    our boys need to learn that Yao will get their ass on Sportscenter if they will just look for the ball at the most unexpected times.

    Yao is wicked smart. it scares me how smart he is.

    if Yao asked, I'm pretty sure Bill Walton would marry him.
     
  2. A-Train

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    So, how DOES Yao's schlong taste??
     
  3. Yetti

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    What is Schlong?
     
  4. Timing

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    LMAO Too funny. :D
     
  5. HoRockets

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    LOL, that's kinda of funny, in either a naive or sarcastic way.
     
  6. Blatz

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    It's a band out of California, but I don't think that is what A-Train is talking about.

    Blatz
     
  7. GranvilleWaders

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    I am disturbed to define schlong -

    but according to Webster its:

    schlong (sh-long) - package;unit,one-eyed pistol,male genitalia,skin flute,meat etc.

    A-Train that is disturbing..he does have a good point..Rice looked like a confused mental patient when Ming batted the ball back to him!
     
  8. A-Train

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    The funniest word I could come up with without pissing of an admin. :)

    anyways, what was Rice supposed to do? It was a good pass by Yao considering he was surrounded by three guys, but the pass was high, so Rice had to jump for it, giving the defenders extra time to get to him. Then, he drove it, got fouled, and made both free throws, what else do you want? Would one extra assist by Yao really have mattered that much?
     
  9. kryten128

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    I just looked at the tape again, and it does look like Yao's pass was a bit high and behind Rice's trajectory towards the basket.

    After the foul, I think Rice was pissed at himself, because he almost got his layup in the hoop and it would've been AND-1. But nevertheless, the game was basically in the bag at that point, and Rice high-fives Yao, grabs Yao's shlon... I mean shoulder, and tells his big man, "Nice pass, brutha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
     
  10. chievous minniefield

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    the pass might not have been right on target, but if Rice had been looking for it, it would have been highlight city, babyyyy!

    Yetti, observe A-Train's actions in this thread to find out what a schlong is.
     
  11. A-Train

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    Yeah, I'm sure where Rice was looking would have affected where Yao passed the ball
     
  12. bigboymumu

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    It is a Unit!
     

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