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I'm just going to ask it... How do people last longer in bed?

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by paulftsk, Nov 16, 2009.

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  1. paulftsk

    paulftsk Member

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    Sadly, this is entirely serious. I've already asked some friends, jokingly, of course, as to not reveal my dire situation. Sorta like, "Hey man, I lasted 20 minutes yesterday; it sucks for those who last only 2 minutes!...I wonder how they fix it?" :(

    One of my friends said that her boyfriend spells out words, but I don't think I could last beyond "Pencil." Any advice for a fellow clutchfan is greatly appreciated!

    Also, let's not blow this up too much, por favor. I'd much rather be remembered for posts with insight than being a perpetual "quickie master"
     
    #1 paulftsk, Nov 16, 2009
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  3. LonghornFan

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    Give yourself a handi before hitting the vag.

    BTW- This thread could be so full of win.
     
    #3 LonghornFan, Nov 16, 2009
  4. moestavern19

    moestavern19 Member

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    You poor, poor b*stard.
     
    #4 moestavern19, Nov 16, 2009
  5. Rashmon

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    Take care of things before your date.
     
    #5 Rashmon, Nov 16, 2009
  6. leroy

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    It already is.
     
    #6 leroy, Nov 16, 2009
  7. Depressio

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    Ding ding. It's quite simple.
     
    #7 Depressio, Nov 16, 2009
  8. justtxyank

    justtxyank Member

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    How old are you?
     
    #8 justtxyank, Nov 16, 2009
  9. WhoMikeJames

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    Fleshlight Stamina Training Unit.
     
    #9 WhoMikeJames, Nov 16, 2009
  10. Falcons Talon

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    Aw Jeez...Take it slow Speedy.
     
    #10 Falcons Talon, Nov 16, 2009
  11. leroy

    leroy Member
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    That's quite impossible now.
     
    #11 leroy, Nov 16, 2009
  12. no_answer

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    Aw, guys are so cute.
     
    #12 no_answer, Nov 16, 2009
  13. tested911

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    Seriously man if you manhood hasn't been cleaned in awhile and then you sleep with a girl what do you think will happen? Check out Palmela Handerson then get busy :grin:
     
    #13 tested911, Nov 16, 2009
  14. RocketsPimp

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    Expend some of your ammo before hitting the firing range.
     
    #14 RocketsPimp, Nov 16, 2009
  15. DonkeyMagic

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    You choke the chicken before any big date, don't you? Tell me you spank the monkey before any big date. Oh my God, he doesn't flog the dolphin before a big date. Are you crazy? That's like going out there with a loaded gun! Of course that's why you're nervous. Oh my dear friend, please sit, please. Look, um, after you've had sex with a girl, and you're lying in bed with her, are you nervous? No, you're not, why?

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    man, I pray that I get done in 2 minutes. anything after that is overtime w/o pay. I need my 8 hours ya know... :grin:
     
    #16 Landlord Landry, Nov 16, 2009
  17. tested911

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    Practice makes perfect my friend... Just don't wait as long as me :)

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    #17 tested911, Nov 16, 2009
  18. paulftsk

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    I've actually beat muh stick before hooking up with my girlfriend. When the time came, I was just sore and didn't feel like doing anything for the next 30 minutes. And no, this thread is not full of win! Plenty of loss, it would seem
     
    #18 paulftsk, Nov 16, 2009
  19. DonkeyMagic

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    Pfft...whatever

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    #19 DonkeyMagic, Nov 16, 2009
  20. ccada

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    get drunk.
     
    #20 ccada, Nov 16, 2009
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