There seems to be something very wrong with the way my ass has been functioning lately. For about the last ten days, I have not been able to produce a solid poo. It just ranges from pure liquid to kinda gooey poo. I think I started having these problems shortly after eating some tamales that were sent to my parents as a Christmas gift from relatives. I wonder if they are the culprit. I don't have any other symptoms such as fever, nausea, or abdominal pain, just a constant mild disruption down below and an inability to poo correctly. I'm debating seeing a doctor, but I don't have any medical insurance right now and am just hoping it goes away on its own. Kinda disturbing. You don't tend to think very much about the functioning of your ass until something goes wrong I guess.
Shouldn't this be in the Taco Bell thread? Go get some Imodium. That will solve it 99% of the time. If it doesn't, see a doctor.
Two questions to help diagnose the issue: 1) What color is your output 2) How quickly after eating something do you have to go potty
"Smokey, you know I ain't the smartest man in the world, but from over here, it look like you takin' a ****!" "Ezal! Get the hell out my back yard!" "Oh, that look like... Smokey, you been eatin' corn, huh?" "Ezal, get the hell outta my back yard, man!" "Alright, but look, between me and you man, when you're done, I'll clean all that **** up for you for two dollars." "Hey! Ezal!" "What?" "You better not tell nobody, man." "Man, I'm not man." "Keep it on the down low." "Alright, I'm not like that, I'm gonna keep it down, bro... la la... Hey! Smokey back here takin' a ****!" "Ezal!"
Don't use immodium. Increase the fiber in your diet, i.e. use metamucil/fibercon/fiberchoice for a couple of days. If the problem continues, without any other symptoms, for more than a week or so, then go see a doc.
There is nothing wrong with imodium. Why would you think it's bad? I've used it for years, no problem.
It may be Gastroenteritis. There are many types of it and I have had the viral kind which was hell but I did have that symptom, in fact when I had it I felt like I was peeing out my butt hole. Very bad times.
i am always amazed at threads started here. i have a ridiculous amount of posts here, of varying worth....but i rarely think to share my toilet experiences with the rest of you. sorry about that.
I don't think Immodium is bad. It will definately improve the problem, as will metamucil (a bulking agent). I would not use immodium in this case for 2 reasons: 1. It has been 10 days, which is longer than most bouts of Traveler's diarrhea. 2. He has no other symptoms, which if the diarrea continues IMO, he should go see a doc and get some kind of work up. Or he could just use the immodium and see what happens! Just my opinion.
I would stop it with Immodium first, then hit the Metamucil. I couldn't resist contributing to the poo thread.
