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I'm getting a tatoo

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Kyakko, Dec 6, 2005.

  1. Kyakko

    Kyakko Member

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    a'right most of my boys have tats already and i've been reluctant... but they've convinced me. what i want is my name in chinese "金" but i've been told that's bad luck. to all ya chinese people out there... whatcha think, is that for realz?
     
  2. arkoe

    arkoe (ง'̀-'́)ง

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    I think one should not get what he cannot spell.
     
  3. Kyakko

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    that's deep, but i'm pretty sure that's my name in chinese. you may need chinese fonts to see it. in any case here's a pic: gold
     
  4. Kam

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    get a butterfly on your lowerback.
     
  5. nyquil82

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    Ok, but then people will think you're a peasant. Don't say nobody warned you.
     
  6. StupidMoniker

    StupidMoniker I lost a bet

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    Dude, that says cashew chicken. :p ;)
     
  7. Kyakko

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    oddly enough, that was the look i was going for. it was either that or mushu pork. :p but seriously.... -_-
     
  8. bigtexxx

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    Dude, arkoe meant that you can't spell "tattoo".
     
  9. Mr. Brightside

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    why dont you get those badass tribal warrior tats on your bicep? you then join the homo-r-ific club.
     
  10. reggietodd

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    I wouldn't do it. The chinese letters are becoming a trendy thing like the tribal bands. Reminds me of this funny email I got:

    NEW RULES FOR 2006

    New Rule: Stop giving me that pop-up ad for Classmates.com! There's a reason you don't talk to people for 25 years. Because you don't particularly like them! Besides, I already know what the captain of the football team is doing these days: mowing my lawn.

    New Rule: Don't eat anything that's served to you out a window unless you're a seagull. People are acting all shocked that a human finger was found in a bowl of Wendy's chili. Hey, it cost less than a dollar. What did you expect it to contain? Trout?

    New Rule: Stop saying that teenage boys who have sex with their hot, blonde teachers are permanently damaged. I have a better description for these kids: lucky bastards.

    New Rule: Ladies, leave your eyebrows alone. Here's how much men care about your eyebrows: do you have two of them? Okay, we're done.

    New Rule: There's no such thing as flavored water. There's a whole aisle of this crap at the supermarket, water, but without that watery taste. Sorry, but flavored water is called a soft drink. You want flavored water? Pour some scotch over ice and let it melt. That's your flavored water.

    New Rule: Stop f***ing with old people. Target is introducing a redesigned pill bottle that's square, with a bigger label. And the top is now the bottom. And by the time grandpa figures out how to open it, his ###### will be in the morgue. Congratulations, Target, you just solved the Social Security crisis.

    New Rule: The more complicated the Starbucks order, the bigger the a$$hole. If you walk into a Starbucks and order a "decaf grand half-
    soy, half-low fat, iced vanilla, double-shot, gingerbread cappuccino, extra dry, light ice, with one Sweet-n'-Low and one NutraSweet," ooh, you're a huge a$$hole.

    New Rule: I'm not the cashier! By the time I look up from sliding my card, entering my PIN number, pressing "Enter," verifying the amount, deciding, no, I don't want cash back, and pressing "Enter" again, the kid who is supposed to be ringing me up is standing there eating my Almond Joy.

    New Rule: Just because your tattoo has Chinese characters in it doesn't make you spiritual. It's right above the crack of your a$$. And it translates to "beef with broccoli." The last time you did anything spiritual, you were praying to God you weren't pregnant. You're not spiritual. You're just high.

    New Rule: Competitive eating isn't a sport. It's one of the seven deadly sins. ESPN recently televised the US Open of Competitive Eating, because watching those athletes at the poker table was just too damned exciting. What's next, competitive farting? Oh wait. They're already doing that. It's called "The Howard Stern Show."

    New Rule: I don't need a bigger mega M&M. If I'm extra hungry for M&Ms, I'll go nuts and eat two.

    New Rule: If you're going to insist on making movies based on crappy, old television shows, then you have to give everyone in the Cineplex a remote so we can see what's playing on the other screens. Let's remember the reason something was a television show in the first place is that the idea wasn't good enough to be a movie.

    New Rule: No more gift registries. You know, it used to be just for weddings. Now it's for babies and new homes and graduations from rehab. Picking out the stuff you want and having other people buy it for you isn't gift giving, it's the white people version of looting.

    New Rule: and this one is long overdue: No more bathroom attendants. After I zip up, some guy is offering me a towel and a mint like I just had sex with George Michael. I can't even tell if he's supposed to be there, or just some freak with a fetish. I don't want to be on your web cam, dude. I just want to wash my hands.

    New Rule: When I ask how old your toddler is, I don't need to know in months. "27 Months." "He's two," will do just fine. He's not a cheese. And I didn't really care in the first place.
     
  11. droxford

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    Do you do everything your friends tell you to do?
     
  12. Mr. Brightside

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    jewish reggae artists are cool.
     
  13. Kyakko

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    not everything... but i want one.
     
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    Gotta agree with Reggietodd here.

    I'd do the old english on the triceps...always looks pretty tuff.
     
  15. arkoe

    arkoe (ง'̀-'́)ง

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    arkoe (ง'̀-'́)ง

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    You're right drox, it does sound fake.

    Kyakko, in the end the only person that the tattoo has to satisfy is yourself. If it's something that you're going to be happy with, go for it. If you think a couple years down the road you may regret it, you may want to reconsider.
     
  18. AMS

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    dude, those were freakin awesome. HAHHAHHA

    "27 months" LMAO, i sooo agree with that one.
     
  19. IROC it

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    Yep... I edited for some language (that her work servers would just stop the whole email for) and sent it to me wife's work account.

    She'll probably be emailing to her whole office.

    Funny stuff.
     
  20. StupidMoniker

    StupidMoniker I lost a bet

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    Those new rules are from Bill Maher's show Real Time on HBO.
     

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