I'm a daddy! (now 63% more accurate) THIS MESSAGE HAS BEEN ALTERED TO REFLECT REALITY My wife and I just had our first baby Saturday night - a healthy 6 lb, 11 oz (not 16 lb, 11 oz as originally reported) little boy. We're both really excited and I just wanted to pass along the news.
Congrats. We now expect to see much late night posting as you hold the youngster while allowing your wife to sleep for a few hours. Also, be prepared to be racked more in the next 5 years than in the totality of your previous life. Kids just don't respect the equipment and always tend to jump on you when you're the most relaxed and vulnerable. Even with the pain, it's a lot of fun that gets even better as they get older.