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  1. BobFinn*

    BobFinn* Member

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    What if...

    1. Rockets land first pick in the draft and take Kenyon

    2. Francis, Mobley, Shandon and Cato all work on their games this offseason.

    3. The team chemistry that we had in '94,'95 returns.

    4. The Rockets start next season by winning their first 15 games.

    5. The Rockets play at a 60% winning percentage for the remainder of the year.

    6. Francis wins MVP and Kenyon wins Rookie of the Year.

    7. Cato outplays Shaq in playoffs.

    8. Costas admits Rockets are better than Lakers.

    9. NBC cuts away from Rockets winning Title in 4th game to cover OJ in a celebrity golf tournament.

    10. Rocket fans on top of the world again!!!!



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  2. CriscoKidd

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    is this bizarro world?

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  3. Francis3

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    I wish #1 comes true. [​IMG]


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  4. heypartner

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    #3 should be:

    3. Heypartner lands significant upgrade in season ticket sales. Beer rains on him from the roof. He finally gets to meet Jenna. She rains more beer on his head.

    I'd be satisfied with that!
     
  5. BobFinn*

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    lol, oops forgot about your seat upgrade.

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  6. R0ckets03

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    Hey heypartner this is the first season Ive had season tickets. Is it really that hard to upgrade your tickets. Because before I got em I was pretty much assured I would be able to upgrade them next year if I wanted to.

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  7. Achebe

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    If the name of your topic was longer, it'd be easier to click on.

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  8. heypartner

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    Rocket03,

    My first year, too. Jenna's had them for I think 5 years. She says it's hard. Beer had to drip on here from the ceiling before she could move.

    But, I think she's talking about the lower prom middle. Yeah, upgrades there are probably impossible because people rarely leave, and if they do, we would be one of the last to be offered the upgrade.


    Upgrading in the upper prom should be a little easier. I expect to be offered to move two rows better each year or something humble like that.
     
  9. DarkHorse

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    Heypartner - Does that mean your game analysis will improve marginally every two years due to better seating? [​IMG]

    Maybe we should start www.upgrade-heypartners-seats.com

    But somehow I don't think the grass roots support will be quite as strong... [​IMG]

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  10. heypartner

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    lol!!

    you do notice I talk more about Mobley than Shandon. That's because Mobley always sets up on my side of the court, and Shandon is usually in the opposite corner.
     

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