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If your expectations for the Rockets were a Piece of Furniture what would they be?

Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by SmeggySmeg, Jun 28, 2003.

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  1. SmeggySmeg

    SmeggySmeg Member

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    To celebrate my 7000 post, i thought I should go classic Smeg

    If your expectations for the Rockets for the upcoming season were a Piece of Furniture what would they be?

    for me a one drawer filing cabinet, useful but no deep enough for long term success.

    enjoy
     
    #1 SmeggySmeg, Jun 28, 2003
  2. Doctor Robert

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    [​IMG]
     
    #2 Doctor Robert, Jun 28, 2003
  3. TheReason

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    An elementary school desk. They're in hell and and they know they're gonna be there a looong time.(jk...... kind of)
     
    #3 TheReason, Jun 28, 2003
  4. Codman

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    A Lamp. You never know when the light bulb will go out.




    Cod
     
    #4 Codman, Jun 28, 2003
  5. MacBeth

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    A chaisse-lounge chair...cause those too are trying to be two different things at once, and end up getting neither quite right...




    Plus...I often look at both of them thinking " WTF!?!?!?"
     
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  6. jlaw718

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    An ottoman. You enjoy it most of the time, but it pisses you off when you trip over it in the middle of the night. Sneaky ottoman.
     
    #6 jlaw718, Jun 28, 2003
  7. heypartner

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    I think JVG needs this:

    <img src="http://www.jodi.com/images/toilet.jpg">
     
    #7 heypartner, Jun 28, 2003
  8. wizkid83

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    Welcome to the offseason.................................

    I vote for the TV, it keeps u complacent for a while, then u just wonder why u just wasted all this time.
     
    #8 wizkid83, Jun 28, 2003
  9. TheReason

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    lol, good post but a TV isn't a piece of furniture.
     
    #9 TheReason, Jun 28, 2003
  10. Yetti

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    A Rhulman Table, a major investment, very expensive. Mentained in the best condition at all times and its considered as part of the family.
     
    #10 Yetti, Jun 28, 2003
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    A Pool table. When you're playing well, it's so much fun, but when things aren't going well, it really, really sucks.
     
    #11 Vengeance, Jun 28, 2003
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    A rocking chair. If you rock too far forward, you look stupid & fall flat on your face. If you rock too far backward, you look clumsy & uncoordinated as you fall flat on your *ss. If you rock it just right, you have a team that is perfectly balanced, under control, & a joy to behold. I'm looking forward to seeing how the Rockets rock this season. ;)
     
    #12 Hottoddie, Jun 28, 2003
  13. Genuine

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    Lay-Z-Boy
     
    #13 Genuine, Jun 28, 2003
  14. DarkHorse

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    My entertainment center. :)




    p.s. - I'm all about the latest movement to retake the GARM. Thanks, Smeg... and Achebe... ;)
     
    #14 DarkHorse, Jun 28, 2003
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    A leaky Waterbed. It just keeps dribbling and dribbling and dribbling...
     
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  16. Yetti

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    Just what I have been saying for the last 6 months. I hope JVG makes up his mind on which direction the Team is going!
     
    #16 Yetti, Jun 28, 2003
  17. SmeggySmeg

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    welcome to the bbs, maybe you should check out some history first.

    another option from me

    the rockets right now are a bunch of Chairs (similar to most of their D anyway) now with JVG he will fix them up add some cushions and bring in a table to make a great dining room table and chairs set
     
    #17 SmeggySmeg, Jun 28, 2003
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    Care to clarify?
     
    #18 wizkid83, Jun 29, 2003
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    A stool.

    hey DarkHorse! Are you still up here or did you move down South?
     
    #19 Achebe, Jun 29, 2003
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    One of those toilets I stumbled across while traveling in developing countries... the ones with 2 porcelain pads for your feet and a hole in the ground. Clearly not up to heypee's standards, or mine, but it's what your stuck with.
     
    #20 Deckard, Jun 29, 2003
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