Are you sure you wanna do that to yourself. You stretch a rubber band far enough it doesn't get it's shape back. I suggest you go with Dan Dickau.
Wierdest thread ever? Uh, I guess Dennis Rodman, maybe. Although, if I were gay, I'd expect I'd have a different idea about what makes guys attractive.
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This has got to be one of the most f'ed up threads But IF the original poster was gay HE would probably not even do an NBA player...he would choose NFL.........hey...its your turn to hike the ball