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If you were gay..

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by crimemastergogo, Dec 4, 2007.

  1. crimemastergogo

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    what NBA player would you do if you were gay?

    I think i'd go for Shaq lol
     
  2. JumpMan

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    Norm McDonald - "I'd like a thin ****, and someone who came fast."
     
  3. codell

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    Mike Miller

    At least he looks like a girl.
     
  4. finalsbound

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    Since I'm not gay,

    David Lee

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    Ohh yes, you need pics. ;)
     
  5. FLAGRANT1

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    Are you sure you wanna do that to yourself. You stretch a rubber band far enough it doesn't get it's shape back.

    I suggest you go with Dan Dickau.
     
  6. weslinder

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    Wierdest thread ever?

    Uh, I guess Dennis Rodman, maybe.

    [​IMG]

    Although, if I were gay, I'd expect I'd have a different idea about what makes guys attractive.
     
  7. Blake

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    weirdos
     
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    Tony Parker...


    So I can say I had Eva Longoria's sloppy seconds.
     
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    What would Shaq looki like if he had average size junk?
     
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    The same way he looks now.
     
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    olden polynice
     
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    luther head or jim jackson lol
     
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    Is this a cleverly disguised thread?
     
  16. FLAGRANT1

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    Tina Thompson
     
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    AC Green. LOL. :D
     
  19. Manny Ramirez

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    I guess you are saying it doesn't have to be consensual.
     
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    This has got to be one of the most f'ed up threads :rolleyes:
    But IF the original poster was gay HE would probably not even do an NBA player...he would choose NFL.........hey...its your turn to hike the ball :D
     

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