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If you were a celebrity, what would TMZ report on you?

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  1. YaosDirtyStache

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    For me, it would be that I often crop dust in crowds and watch their reactions walking through my trail.
     
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    Clutchfans forum member tochiee22 (now currently banned) was found late last night passed out outside the Toyota center. Police found 16 dollars cash. 8 grams of high grade mar1juana and a ticket stub to one of last years rockets game. When questioned why he was passed out near the Toyota center, tochiee simply replied. " have you heard dmos back?
     
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  3. TheMystery008

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    Yup, I heard it's broke.

    In all seriousness, if the report is true I feel bad for the guy.
     
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    That I often take long poops.
     
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    You ever sit for so long that you don't even remember doing the actual poop? That happens to me more often than it should.

    I guess my headline would be about how I sat for 30 minutes on the couch staring at the wall because I was too tired to get up and go to sleep.
     
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  6. Buck Turgidson

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    The rumor that I may or may not have hired goons to beat the **** out of every TMZ reporter they came across.
     
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    They would catch me doing the Jontro signature move.
     
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    Ate so many scrimps I got iodine poisonin'...
     
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    Beating up hobos and public urination.
     
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    Getting caught with a tranny.
     
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    there would be nothing on jontro because he takes care of business in top secrecy. doors triple locked, window shut and covered, headphones, ???, profit
     
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