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If You Were a Billionaire for Five Hours

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  1. RocketForever

    RocketForever Member

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    I would have to go take a course to learn how to spend $88 billion.

    http://finance.yahoo.com/banking-budgeting/article/109237/if-you-were-billionaire-for-five-hours

    When Paul Fischer checked his bank account Friday night, he had a happy surprise. His balance had exploded to $88,888,888,888.88. A very lucky number indeed, and close to $89 billion.

    Of course, the balance was a technical error by SunTrust Bank (NYSE: STI - News), which quickly fixed the problem. It also may have occurred in other accounts.

    "You say, 'Eighty-eight billion, what can I do with that?'" said Mr. Fischer, who owns a jewelry concessionaire for Florida theme parks. "Maybe a handful of us could have brought down SunTrust Bank."

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    Mr. Fischer had other ideas as well. Before the problem was fixed, he asked a SunTrust rep if he could move the money to an interest-bearing account until it was reclaimed and donate the interest to charity. Total interest: more than $7.3 million.

    The bank said no.

    The money was stripped out of his account by Saturday morning.

    "It's all gone. I'm poor again," he said. "I was a billionaire for five hours."

    This kind of bank error happens frequently. But Mr. Fischer raises an interesting question: What if, for five hours, you truly did have $89 billion?

    What would you do with the money? The ground rules are that you would have to give the money back — and whatever you bought or invested with it — after five hours. m
     
  2. Dei

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    Bang hoes.
     
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  3. ubigred

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    Yea I would just go all out at a strip club.
     
  4. Cowboy_Bebop

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    April Fools joke on the dude.
     
  5. Depressio

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    Give it all to charity.

    They can have fun taking it back.
     
  6. GRENDEL

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    I'd take this movie as my template on how to spend it....

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  7. rawool

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    Buy the Houston Rockets. Then, I'd go over the salary cap to buy LeBron & Kobe for the next 4 years, paying the luxury tax with no sweat. :D

    And build schools & playgrounds/ parks all around the country.
     
  8. rawool

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    Opps, I read five years. :( Reading fail.
     
  9. Billy Bob

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    Use it as collateral and borrow 10 million dollars from the bank. Then use it to fund my own girls gone wild video.
     
  10. YallMean

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    I am actually interested in finding out the legal consequences in the US had this guy withdrawn from his ATM account the money he knows doesn't belong to him. Anyone knows any prior case like this?
     
  11. percicles

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    Tiger Woods like bender
     
  12. Lynus302

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    This.
     
  13. geeimsobored

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    I'd make it rain.
     
  14. RedRedemption

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    I would burn it all just to piss everybody off.
     
  15. Phillyrocket

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    How much money can you get out of an ATM at once anyway?
     
  16. Dei

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    Pretty sure it's just another case of unjust enrichment. The remedy is often, if not, always, restitution for these types of cases.
     
  17. YallMean

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    On a contract theory. Interesting . . .
    Is there a contract term between the bank and the customer that customer may not withdraw the money that doesn't belong to s/he in the account? I don't know.

    See in China, the bank sued the customer on fraud/theft charges. In the second case I linked, the Chinese kid actually returned all the money right away.
     
  18. Jontro

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    I'd transfer it out to an overseas account, call my boss and tell her milf ass to suck my pee pee and get the hell out of the country.
     
  19. kikimama

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    Wouldn't it better just to try and hook up with her before leaving the country?
     

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