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'If you knew then what you know now..'

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Jeremiah, Mar 4, 2008.

  1. Jeremiah

    Jeremiah Member

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    If you could go back in time and tell yourself, at any point in time before today, any ONE piece of advice, what would it be?










    (had this idea for a thread a few days ago, so I'm piling on Nero's misdirection idea here)
     
  2. Pole

    Pole Houston Rockets--Tilman Fertitta's latest mess.

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    Live healthy (as in eat right, exercise, drink in moderation, learn to keep stress to a minimum)
     
  3. tulexan

    tulexan Member

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    Invest everything I have in the Google IPO
     
  4. pirc1

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    Buy micorsoft, dell when they first start, then trade that and buy google and apple when they are low. Then trade those and buy oil and gold today. Oh, I will pass along the biggest powerball winning as well.
     
  5. Air Langhi

    Air Langhi Contributing Member

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    Dump some girl or lottery numbers.
     
  6. SwoLy-D

    SwoLy-D Member

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    :(
    [​IMG]+[​IMG]+[​IMG]
     
  7. RocketRaccoon

    RocketRaccoon Contributing Member

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    Understand and know these words:

    patients
    karma
    love

    In a less philosophical way:

    You will not really love your first 3 wives. ;)
     
  8. WhoMikeJames

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    Obvious answer, but If It couldn't be that...

    I would go to the Rockets/Mavs game in November and run on to the court right before Yao fell, which was the start to his stress fracture.

    If not that, then I'd slash the tires of the team bus, or start a bomb threat.
     
  9. ima_drummer2k

    ima_drummer2k Member

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    Easy one for me.

    A little less partying and a little more STUDYING in college. Don’t just settle for the ‘C’ and getting the degree. Try to think more about the letters "GPA" than "BYOB".....
     
  10. BiGGieStuFF

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    Tap that piece of ass that was begging me but I had no idea because i was a clueless pimple faced dork who couldn't take a hint if it had opened up it's shirt and begged for beads.

    oh yeah and win every lotto I checked the numbers for.
     
  11. BigBenito

    BigBenito Member

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    Are you a doctor?
     
  12. kaleidosky

    kaleidosky Member

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    wake up and smell the chicks.
     
  13. Rocket River

    Rocket River Member

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    Halliburton/KBR in 2000
    and
    Microsoft in the 80s

    Rocket River
     
  14. the futants

    the futants Member

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    Less acid...more water.



    or




    September 8, 1986 would be a great day to avoid the skatepark!
     
  15. StupidMoniker

    StupidMoniker I lost a bet

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    If I had a time machine, I would go back and shove Jesus. ;)
     
  16. Drexlerfan22

    Drexlerfan22 Member

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    "Don't date bisexual girls."


    Seriously, that would've prevented several bad relationships by now.
     
  17. tested911

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    Put everything I had into Google IPO.

    1. Sell the house
    2. sell the Cars
    3. Get 4 jobs
    4. Get loans from all the Bookies
    5. Ask every family/friend/stranger for money

    All of it to invest in the Google IPO :D
     
  18. peleincubus

    peleincubus Member

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    maybe they didnt start off bi until you started dating them
     
  19. RocketRaccoon

    RocketRaccoon Contributing Member

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    thats what I get for pluralizing an adjective.
     
  20. pippendagimp

    pippendagimp Member

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    wear sunscreen
     

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