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If you had a time machine? ....

Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by Skanookie, Jan 6, 2009.

  1. Skanookie

    Skanookie Member

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    Would you go back to last seaon and tell them when this happen and warn the rockets whats going on and why?

    Tracy Mc-marty lol

    Back to the future thread......
     
    #1 Skanookie, Jan 6, 2009
  2. coolblade587

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    No, never mess with time.
     
    #2 coolblade587, Jan 6, 2009
  3. blathersby

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    Well, is this a single universe or diverging timelines? Which rules does it follow?

    Hell, I'd go back to 1984 and make the Rockets trade Sampson for Clyde and the 1985 #1 pick. Olajuwon/Jordan/Drexler FTW!

    I'd also kick myself in the gnards about 6 years ago. What an idiot you were, John.
     
    #3 blathersby, Jan 6, 2009
  4. UrlPerlMonroe

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    If I had a time machine I would purchase the sports almanac, purchase my own NBA team, buy out the refs and have myself a championship team.
     
    #4 UrlPerlMonroe, Jan 6, 2009
  5. T-macsterful1

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    why is everyone going to the past? I'd go to the future get myself some kind of advanced medical technology for backs, knee's, and shoulders and bring back to around 2004-2005 and give it to t-mac. TADA! we probly could've had a title by now.
     
    #5 T-macsterful1, Jan 6, 2009
  6. JayGoogle

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    Forget the past, this team needs to focus on the future.

    2010, resign Artest, and let Brooks and Wafer start. They have a lot of potential.
     
    #6 JayGoogle, Jan 6, 2009
  7. sleepyassassain

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    no i would tell t mac to wait one more year with orlando because the 18 year old beast will get you to the second round
     
    #7 sleepyassassain, Jan 6, 2009
  8. Skanookie

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    I can see tmac riding a skate board getting chased by rafer,brooks and yao thou . lol.
     
    #8 Skanookie, Jan 6, 2009
  9. T.Mcgrady

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    I would of introduced McGrady to that back doctor before it became the issue it was in 05-06.
     
    #9 T.Mcgrady, Jan 6, 2009
  10. Invisible Fan

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    If I had a time machine, I'd make Jesus the point guard.
     
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  11. blathersby

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    Fine. But Goliath gets to be the center. In fact...

    Blathersby's Biblical Basketball!

    HOUSTON ROCKETS
    PG: Jesus
    SG: David
    SF: St. Peter
    PF: Simon Maccabaeus
    C: Sampson

    UTAH JAZZ HANDS
    Combo Guard: Joseph Smith
    Swingman: Brigham Young
    Cornerman: Mormon
    Point Forward: Captain Moroni
    C: Goliath

    (Goliath is not meant as an insult to LDS. Honestly, can you think of another biblical figure who could be a center? And I don't meant to infer tht Jesus and LDS are mutually exclusive. I just want Jesus on the ROCKETS. Seriously.)
     
    #11 blathersby, Jan 6, 2009
  12. JoeBarelyCares

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    I disagree. Jesus at point guard would be a turnover the other cheek machine. We need a few players with attitude, not afraid to mix it up, like a Cain, a King Ahad or a King Herod.
     
    #12 JoeBarelyCares, Jan 6, 2009
  13. blathersby

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    Ooh. Good point. Maybe Joshua? Gideon? Elijah?
     
    #13 blathersby, Jan 6, 2009
  14. AntiSonic

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    Wouldn't matter. A lot of us were already shouting about it, but nobody was willing to listen.
     
    #14 AntiSonic, Jan 6, 2009
  15. dkoune

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    lol. You guys are trippin.
     
    #15 dkoune, Jan 6, 2009
  16. blathersby

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    You know what's the saddest part? I actually thought about each position. Like Captain Moroni at Point Forward because he led an army, St. Peter because he walked on water and cut off a dude's ear (he's my Ron Artest... and I'm Catholic. We kind of like St. Peter), etc.
     
    #16 blathersby, Jan 6, 2009
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