in a classic BK spasm of orgasmic sarcasm...I simply cannot control myself: We need governmental controls on the use of bathtubs comments?
outlaw...keep your one-shot spasms of orgasmic sarcasm out of my thread...I do not like big hairy, sweaty, taut chests pumping pomposity anywhere near me....I am not gay, mmkay.<font color="dedfdf"> [This message has been edited by heypartner (edited June 20, 2001).]
what about Soap-on-a-Rope Control Laws???? ------------------ "The things I enjoy most, I suck at: 1) Sex: everything's fine until she makes noises." - Achebe Smegs Mock Draft
If bathtubs are outlawed, only outlaws will have bathtubs. Or You can have my bathtub when you pry my cold, dead fingers from it. Or Bathtubs don't kill people. People kill people. (Sometimes gallows humor is the only thing available) ------------------ "We're having a pretty good time considering one day we're all going to die." Steve Martin, 1976
The notion that you care more than others here about the children is obnoxious and offensive. [This message has been edited by PinetreeFM60 (edited June 21, 2001).]
sanctimonious violation one thousand six hundred and ninety five BK. You've been warned. BTW, poor poppa.
BK was giving a Simpsons quote from Helen Lovejoy ------------------ [This message has been edited by outlaw (edited June 21, 2001).]
Helen Lovejoy: We're talking about S-E-X in front of the C-H-I-L-D-R-E-N! Krusty: Sex Cauldron?? I thought they closed that place down?! ------------------ If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding!!
wow, this thread is going exactly to the script of political sarcasm threads, as planned. Now all we need is Say_Jack to come in and blow it up to 160 posts. <font size="1"> note: consider this post to be the sacrimonious reply by someone who understands the jokes but can't resist making sure we all know it to further illustrate how everyone is beneath them.</font>
Brian, your post followed mine, and it did not appear that you were attempting to be funny, especially in view of your general tenor. Were you attempting to be funny? ------------------ "We're having a pretty good time considering one day we're all going to die." Steve Martin, 1976 [This message has been edited by PinetreeFM60 (edited June 22, 2001).]
Yeah BK, you NO sense of Humour ------------------ "The things I enjoy most, I suck at: 1) Sex: everything's fine until she makes noises." - Achebe Smegs Mock Draft [This message has been edited by SmeggySmeg (edited June 21, 2001).]
This line.... "Helen Lovejoy: We're talking about S-E-X in front of the C-H-I-L-D-R-E-N!" reminds me of the Aggie who turned to his wife one Saturday while the kids were watching TV and said..."Honey, why don't you put the K-I-D-S outside so we can f**k." ------------------ "We're having a pretty good time considering one day we're all going to die." Steve Martin, 1976
Great sig, Pine. ------------------ Ceo of the Walt Williams and Lisa Malosky fan club. My Mockumentary atheistalliance.org
Peni, look around you. Look at the other responses in this thread. Does it look like any one else thinks I was serious?
Yes, it does. It is well known that it is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than it is for a Republican to have a sense of humor. At least that's what the Bible says. ------------------ "We're having a pretty good time considering one day we're all going to die." Steve Martin, 1976
