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If Visiting the Main Forum was Something Painful what would it be????

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by SmeggySmeg, May 1, 2001.

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  1. SmeggySmeg

    SmeggySmeg Member

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    Right now visiting the Main Forum is like
    A Poke in the Eye with a Blunt Stick

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    #1 SmeggySmeg, May 1, 2001
  2. moestavern19

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    Falling 20 yards feet first unto a floor full of tacks .

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    #2 moestavern19, May 1, 2001
  3. mr_oily

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    Breathing in outerspace...

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    #3 mr_oily, May 1, 2001
  4. DEANBCURTIS

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    Having your finger dislocated in 2 places. [​IMG]

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    #4 DEANBCURTIS, May 1, 2001
  5. Mango

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    Just so depressing that I don't bother policing it.


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    #5 Mango, May 1, 2001
  6. gr8-1

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    Sex with Roseanne Barr.......

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    #6 gr8-1, May 1, 2001
  7. RunninRaven

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    #7 RunninRaven, May 1, 2001
  8. Dr of Dunk

    Dr of Dunk Clutch Crew

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    Slicing myself with razor blades, pouring vinegar and hot sauce on myself, jumping into a sleeping bag full of bullet ants, zippering myself shut, waiting about 20 minutes, then pour pig's blood into the sleeping bag, tying 20 drumsticks to various regions of my body, submerging myself in water filled with starving piranha, then unzipping the sleeping bag and thrashing about to attract attention.

    Yes, that about defines it...



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    #8 Dr of Dunk, May 1, 2001
  9. Lil Pun

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    Castration and getting a 18 inch pole stuck up your rear while ripping every ligament and tendon in my body and breaking every bone as well.

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    #9 Lil Pun, May 1, 2001
  10. Puedlfor

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    Watching a Jazz game.

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    #10 Puedlfor, May 1, 2001
  11. gr8-1

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    Barnes and NOble poetry night featuring Mike Tyson.

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    "norm, would you like to buy an indian scalp ? This deal isn't gonna make or break me Norm, so don't jerk me around." Harry Carey "Norm, if I had a mohawk scalp, I wouldn't be sitting here talking to you."
     
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  12. Dr of Dunk

    Dr of Dunk Clutch Crew

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    Weird. I just got back from B&N and he wasn't there. [​IMG]

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    #12 Dr of Dunk, May 1, 2001
  13. ROXRAN

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    Jumping out of a car and having an 18 wheeler run over you..then having several cars run over you..then just laying there while the sun scorches you like a dried prune and then.. ..No what is more painful is the combination of having to pay for hellacious gas and natural gas prices while the CEO of Reliant Energy pockets a multi-million dollar bonus recently!

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    #13 ROXRAN, May 1, 2001
  14. RichRocket

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    an unsolvable math riddle

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  15. fadeaway

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    A gentle kick in the butt.

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  16. Lil Pun

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    Ummm.....DAMN!!!


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    #16 Lil Pun, May 1, 2001
  17. ZRB

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    Having 12 inch long needles slowly inserted into each of my eyeballs with my eyelids being held open with tweezers.

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    Hey, I've got posts now! Feel free to join in the trolling fun!

    Protrolls.com!
     
    #17 ZRB, May 2, 2001
  18. SamCassell

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    Vanilla Ice concert

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  19. kbm

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    Man the main forum is a PAINFUL experience indeed!

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    #19 kbm, May 2, 2001
  20. Smokey

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    How about a "twisted testicle"? I don't like Starks but I do feel for his situation. Damn that sucks.


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