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If this offseason was a visit to the dentist...

Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by BobFinn*, May 8, 2004.

  1. BobFinn*

    BobFinn* Member

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    ...and your teeth are the Rockets team, what would the prognosis be?

    Prognosis: A couple of Molars have to come out

    I know this is usually Smeg's territory, but he has been unproductive of late and rumor has it he will soon be replaced;)
     
  2. Parlett316

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    What a great title for a trade thread.
     
  3. LegendZ3

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    I would knock them all off so I can get a decent bj.
     
  4. BobFinn*

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    Would you trade your teeth for Dentures?:D
     
  5. Mr. Clutch

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    Nothing's wrong, the teeth are just still growing. Wait, that was the past 4 years.
     
  6. yipengzhao

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    that doesn't make sense!

    A) you have teeth growing on your ****?

    or did you mean to say

    B) I would knock them all off IF I can get a decent bj.

    or

    C) I would knock them all off so I can GIVE a decent bj.
     
  7. Sane

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    Prognosis: Even braces won't help.
     
  8. Mr. Clutch

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    It was C.
     
  9. Jeff Gundy

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    Steve Francis: "What's the prognosis Doc"?

    [​IMG]

    Doc Rocket:"We got some major work to do Stevie. "
    Steve Francis: "Take it easy on me Doc."

    [​IMG]

    Doc Rocket: "What's that Stevie"?

    Steve Francis: "You know this is it for me? I'm outta here?"

    THE END
     
  10. pchan

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    They need a root canal.
    Some of the teeth look good on the outside, very deceiving, but only the person with the teeth feel the pain everynight. We need to pull tha tthing out before it infect nearby teeth.
     
  11. Launch Pad

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    Straighten them, drill them, give them a root canal, but by all means,

    ====>Tasteless joke alert!<====


    Avoid any whitening! :p

    I had to say it before anyone else did ...




    Seriously though. A couple teeth need to be removed and replaced with new implants.
     
  12. moestavern19

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    Steve needs some wisdom teeth installed.
     
  13. xiki

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    Good, 'inside' observation.

    And like a pretty model some teeth need to be pulled to ensure a better fit for the final picture.
     
  14. DavidS

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    The braces (JVG) were put on to bring some order. It helped. But not enough. There was still a problem. One tooth was so rotten that a root canal was pointless.

    Prognosis: Pull it, or suffer infection.

    Good thing, because that bad tooth was giving out some "madd stank breath" as well!
     
  15. KaiSeR SoZe

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    I think they just have cavities, get a toothbrush and toothpaste and your good

    the patient doesn't consistently floss
     
  16. edc

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    JVG would be the "dentist from hell" as portrayed by Steve Martin.
     
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    darn. edit.
     
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    We needs fillings in a couple spots... and we also need to cap a few. Maybe both.

    This might hurt a bit. More than a "pinch."

    And oh, no laughing gas this time.
     
  20. nyquil82

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    it means he can give himself a decent bj, stretching the abs makes the teeth clench (so ive been told)
     

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