If the rockets season was a Kitchen utensil, what would it be?

I don't know... I'd say more of a toaster. Cause when they're hot, man, they're HOT, and you can't touch 'em... But all the sudden - POP - they get cold. But you always know that if you push the lever down the right way, they'll be ret-hot again.

And they REALLY know how to toast the hapless teams...



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"There are three kinds of lies:
Lies, Damned Lies, and STATISTICS..."
- Mark Twain -

 

I say a nice big heavy skillet to hold 9 months of Crisco and a bunch of turnovers.

 

I say a fruit dehydrater shrinking the good teams to nothing but cleaning(retooling) is always a problem and it doesn't work if you lose a couple of pieces (Bark, Dream, Clyde) but you can always get replacements (Franchise, Cat,Shan)other pieces are defective(Pip).

I'm tired so don't blame me for this,blame Quitten.

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THE DEAN

 

These are not utensils! These are appliances!!!!

Not that I would really know since I have yet to use any of them, but I have seen them on TV....

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Jen
Always defending You-Know-Who

 

Get back to HOV'ing, Jenna.

Anyway... another great topic by the Smegster "bored in the arvo" Smeg. The season would have to be a strainer... because it's straining on my last nerve. Too bad a team to get anywhere in the playoffs, and now too good a team to lose to move up in the lottery. A general strain, I tell ya...

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A Spork!!!

The Rockets would be a spork. In fact, mebbe the name should be changed as well as the jerseys and mascot.

The Houston Sporks ... has a nice ring to it.

Sporty sporks - bend but dont break. And they are GREAT for eating roo dung in the arvo.

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CriscoKidd ...

the official mascot for the S.F.B.W.C.

 

Cuttino is a good name for a kitchen utensil! He slices, dices and grates.

If Cuttino was a Kitchen Utensil, he'd be a Rinco grater. His highlights make him look great and very useful. But when you buy him and try to use him everyday, you realize his design flaws. He's often not where you want him. When he slips, you cry out in pain. He's sharp, but has a lot of holes in his game. He only leaves crumbs beyond for his teammates. And of course, he grates on people's nerves.

 

ooh ooh the professor vs. jenna!

sorry, different thread.

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Dr, CARPOOL LANE!

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hmm this is a very interesting topic seems like one lhultz would come up with have not seen him post on this topic yet i can't wait

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Shane
"Save Our Rockets"
"Life without basketball in Houston........without an arena that is what it will be"

 

ummm...a pizza cutter thingy majig

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"The bigger they are, the worse they smell."

 

Luckily my HOVing partner is back in town

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Jen
Always defending You-Know-Who