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If the Rockets season so far was something in your Shed, what would it be?

Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by SmeggySmeg, Jan 18, 2004.

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  1. SmeggySmeg

    SmeggySmeg Member

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    A Mattock, for doing the tough stuff it is great, but on smaller, easy jobs, it can be a tad useless

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  2. Behad

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    My old lawnmower....sometimes it works, sometimes it doesn't.
     
  3. codell

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    My brand new lawn mower.

    Very expensive brand. In fact, so expensive, I am having trouble affording some nice add-ons.

    It turns over effeciently.

    I had to buy it because my Home Owners Association wrote me a letter, complaining about my lawn. They said my lawn was hard to look at.
     
  4. yipengzhao

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    haha...

    i was going to say something like that
     
  5. ckahlich001

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    BEST THREAD EVER!!!

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    TURTLE WAX. CAUSE MAN....I LOVE THE ROCKETS BUT THEY ARE SOOO WAX ON WAX OFF.
     
  6. Behad

    Behad Member

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    You're new here, ain't ya?
     
  7. SamFisher

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    A Matlock, for doing the tough stuff it is great, but on smaller, easy jobs, it can be a tad useless


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  8. SmeggySmeg

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    you keep him in your Shed hey Sam... nice
     
  9. xiki

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    My boots. They do the job, but sometimes they step in...stuff.
     
  10. Sishir Chang

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    Its not in my shed but I would say the Rockets are like my solar powered calculator.

    It does great when the lights are on.;)
     
  11. rockbox

    rockbox Around before clutchcity.com

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    My volkswagen, because every time I start to love it again, it breaks down on me and leaves me stranded.
     
  12. DaDakota

    DaDakota Balance wins
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    Codell,

    Come on now...you have to keep those Circle C yards up to snuff to keep our home values up.

    :)


    I would say they are a pair of dull Clippers, they work on the smaller objects but have a tough time on the larger ones.

    DD
     
  13. Rule0001

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    a leather glove

    wornout , but makes up for its age by winning games for you :)
     
  14. AMS

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    That long ass snake. If I leave the door closed it stays there and does nothing spectacular. As soon as I open the door, It jumps out and attacks.
     
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    My old porno mags - a lot of filler and weird ads, but occasionally, you flip the page and see a smokin hot chick.
     
  16. Rockets2K

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    They would be my network....

    Sometimes it kicks butt when I least expect it, and at other times it takes forever to do the job right even if it is a simple task.


    edit: heh...I just snapped to the Shed requirement..well, I dont have a shed(yet) so in that case..I go with something in my house.
     
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    and I supose you only visit the clutch site to read the articles.......
     
  18. red

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    i thought you were winning all the awards for best lawn?
     
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    Roy Battie.
    Determined to kill me, but good in the end.
     
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    Windows XP... fools you into thinking that everything is ok, then crashes on you!
     

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