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If Teen Wolf Played in the NBA...

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Baqui99, Jul 1, 2008.

  1. Baqui99

    Baqui99 Member

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    What would be Teen Wolf's NBA potential. In high school he played against a group of slow, skinny white guys. Scott Howard was only about 5'6, and when he became the Wolf, he'd grow to about 6'0. Either way, his senior season was probably enough to warrant a slew of Division I offers. So let's say he played one year at Wisconsin or IU, or some Big 10 program.

    I figure he'd play the 2-guard since he has a decent jumper and attacks the basket with authority. Unfortunately, he has some Marbury-esque ball-hogging issues, which could possibly turn off some NBA scouts. Either way, say he wins the starting job at Wisconsin, and goes on to average 16 points and 6 rebounds playing the big guard spot. The bigger guys in the Big 10 are strong enough to play man on the Wolf so he can't simply go off for 50 points a night like he did in high school.

    Anyway, with his father's hardware store struggling, he decides to declare for the NBA draft after his freshman year to help out his family. Most pundits have him pegged for the 15-25 range. The scouting report is:

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    STRENGTHS:
    strong finisher
    good ball handler
    attacks the basket with authority
    excellent rebounder

    WEAKNESSES:
    size - at only 6'0, he will struggle against taller guards
    needs to learn how to play point -> at 6'0 he's a PG at the next level
    must improve court vision and passing
    showboats excessively

    Either way, if Teen Wolf does go to the NBA, I see him as more of a combo guard that can provide offense off the bench. His height would be his biggest downside, but he can provide some meaningful minutes as a 6th man. At pick #20 he'd be valuable addition to any NBA team wanting to take a flyer.
     
  2. TheMountainTop

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    Man teen wolf would ball on all these b tches.
     
  3. Apollo Creed

    Apollo Creed Contributing Member

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    'member Boof?

    Ha. Boof.
     
  4. CharlieMurphy

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    For some reason, I thought about V-Span.
     
  5. pgabriel

    pgabriel Educated Negro

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    the best thing about teen wolf is he hit the blonde chick and still kept his girlfriend. he was a playah
     
  6. Apollo Creed

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    You see this?

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    Teen Wolf plays air guitar on a speeding van without even losing his footing. There's no way he'd get pushed around on the low block. Combined with his speed and hops, he'd be an all-world defender.

    His skills and fur are off the charts, definitely.
     
  7. Franchise2001

    Franchise2001 Contributing Member

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    Give me a keg of beer! And one of these...
     
  8. Baqui99

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    If the Wolf ever developed a post up game, he'd be very effective. Unfortunately, his game almost entirely consists of slashing to the hoop. So his footwork, which he showed while air guitaring on Styles' van, needs to be utilized.
     
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    Wouldn't there be questions about his heart? I mean, sometimes he just chooses to "turn off" the Wolf. I mean, seriously, Scott Howard could barely smell the court in a high school game without the Wolf.

    What if he did that in the Playoffs? :rolleyes:
     
  10. Baqui99

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    Pamela Wells? She was hot, but also had an attitude problem. Boof liked him before he had all the fame, so she's more of the long term thing.
     
  11. Baqui99

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    So you'd compare him to a Luther Head huh.
     
  12. Apollo Creed

    Apollo Creed Contributing Member

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    Scott Howard is a clutch free throw shooter...
     
  13. plutoblue11

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    Old memories...he would've been kick ass point guard.

    I remember those days.
     
  14. SwoLy-D

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    :cool:
    So you'd compare him to a Kobe Bryant huh.
     
  15. Lil Pun

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    What about this guy:

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  16. JuanValdez

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    As random as this thread is, I've actually thought about it before.
     
  17. TheFreak

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    What do you mean "if"?


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    Air Bud actually was drafted by the Washington Bullets back in the early 90s, but he was killed and eaten by Manute Bol before he ever suited up.
     
  19. LeoneWestern

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    Hey baqui99, I prefer Jason Bateman's teen wolf...[​IMG]
     
  20. moestavern19

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    seriously, how baked are you right now?
     

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