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If our Big 3 and Espn made a Commercial,How would it look like?

Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by dkoune, Sep 7, 2008.

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  1. dkoune

    dkoune Rookie

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    Any Ideas??
     
    #1 dkoune, Sep 7, 2008
  2. Albert Einstain

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    Then i'm afraid the ESPN would lost its audiences in Detroit .
     
    #2 Albert Einstain, Sep 7, 2008
  3. mcgrady33090

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    LOL detroit haha
     
    #3 mcgrady33090, Sep 7, 2008
  4. Untraceable

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    It would be a commercial for a Meineke car care

    *commercial starts*

    Rafer: When my jumper is broke, I take it to Meinekee care care center.

    Luther:     When I was in the playoffs, and my shotting percentage died on the road in utah., I took it to Meinekee
     
    #4 Untraceable, Sep 7, 2008
  5. HAYJON02

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    It wouldn't be unbeatable, nor would it have both a soft and a crunchy layer.
     
    #5 HAYJON02, Sep 7, 2008
  6. dkoune

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    My commercial would be one of those annoying head on ads.

    *commercial starts*

    "Shot on. Apply directly to Rafer. Shot on. Apply directly to Rafer. Shot on apply directly to Rafer."


    "Now introducing Luther Head On. Luther Head on. Apply directly on to Luther. Luther Head on. Apply directly on to Luther. Luther Head on apply directly on to Luther.

    Aldeman:"When Luther Head is playing horridly in the playoffs, I apply Luther Head on. It instantly knocks off one turn over off his stats, and increases his field goal percentage from 0.071 to 1.000. Thanks Luther Head on.
     
    #6 dkoune, Sep 7, 2008
  7. ReD_1

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    Forget it, Kobe's more attractive to NBA.
     
    #7 ReD_1, Sep 7, 2008
  8. Thefabman

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    it would be filmed at bentaub hospital
     
    #8 Thefabman, Sep 7, 2008
  9. ico4498

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    despite Boston & LA, Houston might, could, maybe, it is certainly possible if you look at their roster squinting ... have a big three.
     
    #9 ico4498, Sep 7, 2008
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    THE THREE HOMBRES!!!!11!11one!

    ....someone had to say it.
     
    #10 tofu--, Sep 7, 2008
  11. JD2010

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    Why do so many people on this board misspell ADELMAN?
     
    #11 JD2010, Sep 7, 2008
  12. rox4lyf

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    won't happen. they're not from the la or boston.
     
    #12 rox4lyf, Sep 7, 2008
  13. bewy

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    ESPN wont waste time on Houston's small market. Not to many wealthy ppl in houston anyway.
     
    #13 bewy, Sep 7, 2008
  14. BrooksBall

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    Our Big 3 in their road red, with Ron in the middle, stand face to face with Bostons' Big 3 in their green uniforms. Out of nowhere, Ron goes Mike Tyson on Pierce, biting a piece of his ear off and spitting it on the floor. Then, he charges at the camera and throws it to the ground, ending the scene. The commercial finishes with the words "Get Red" dripping with blood and Artest's voice in the background saying "No layups, b*tches!".
     
    #14 BrooksBall, Sep 7, 2008
  15. TheGM

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    Houston is definitely not a small market. It's the 3rd-4th laqrgest city in the US. T-Mac's blog said he was filming an ESPN commercial, btw. Hopefully it's about the big three.
     
    #15 TheGM, Sep 7, 2008
  16. JuLiO-R-

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    Yao, T-Mac, and Artest are playing Rock Band in the ESPN lounge....

    Yao's on the drums, T-Mac guitar, and Artest is singing....

    After Artest sings off key, Scott Van Pelt interrupts by booing and throwing a cup....

    Artest gets angry, drops the mic, and begins to chase Van Pelt....

    SportsCenter

    End of commercial.
     
    #16 JuLiO-R-, Sep 7, 2008
  17. bratna8

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    Winner!!!!! You should actually send this to ESPN, they might actually consider this.


     
    #17 bratna8, Sep 7, 2008
  18. bewy

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    Ya i've heard that it is cheap to live in houston and most people are poor there. Not so sure because I live in new york.
     
    #18 bewy, Sep 7, 2008
  19. BrooksBall

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    I agree, this is awesome. I'd love to see it.
     
    #19 BrooksBall, Sep 7, 2008
  20. ydzxn56

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    The big 3 will be perfect new season.
     
    #20 ydzxn56, Sep 7, 2008
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